How White Trash Are You?

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How White Trash Are You?

I mean like Ariana Grande-Tier trash.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Ur listening to anaconda full screen and dancing in ur chair with headphones full blast then ur parent of choice comes in cuz I dont wanna offend u in case 1 of them is dead or somat - u didnt hear them come in cuz u were jammin, they remove ur headphones and look at u, what is ur response?
    • A. 

      PUT MY HEADPHONES BACK ON AND CONTINUE DANCING

    • B. 

      ShUT DOWN MY PC LIKE I'M INHERITING A BILLIONAIRE'S CASH BY TURNING OFF HIS LIFE MACHINE

    • C. 

      Why am I listening to nICKI MINAJ INSTEAD OF S CLUB 7

    • D. 

      I SING ANACONDA ALONG WITH THE MUSIC EVEN IF THEY TAKE OFF MY HEADPHONES

    • E. 

      Why would I do that when I can listen to the attack on titan theme????????? XD X xd dxXDDDXd xd Xd

  • 2. 
    Your long term friend is a huge emo/edgy music fan and their music taste is basically really bad - you're at a party with them and they hate trashy music for some ungodly reason; ur friend looks pretty down at the party because the music is literally fucking mehgan trainor level garbage, you can choose to either let the music play or put on something else, what do you do?
    • A. 

      Put on LE GAG QUARTET 40 MEMES IN ONE SONG XDDDDDD

    • B. 

      EverYBODY LOVES BRITNEY SPEARS !!!!!!!3123!2121/!? 1/!!!!!

    • C. 

      Sing crawling in my skin in a jazz style on the stage for EVERYONE TO SEE

    • D. 

      FORCE THEM TO DANCE WITH U SO THEY GET INTO THE MUSIC

    • E. 

      WHY ARE THEY EVEN MY FRIEND IF THEY DON'T LIKE TRASHY MUSIC WTFFFF......................................

  • 3. 
    Ur at a meal and the really fucking hot waiter/waitress accidently drops the spicy chicken and mayo ALL OVER UR SHIRT and u cant wipe off the stains and u have to change, good thing ur friend is wearing a jumper with a shirt underneath! u turn out to be the same size. u have 2 options: look like ur openly white-trash and wear a ke$ha shirt or wear a BVB jumper and look like an emo, what do you do? yes the thing about the waiter/waitress was irrelevent FUCK YOU
    • A. 

      Wear NOTHING BECAUSE THAT WAITER MAKES ME WANNA TAKE OFF MY PANTS

    • B. 

      Turn the jumper inside out, rip off the tag and pretend it was in the bathroom or somat IDK AAAAAH I'M NOT WEARING EITHER I CAN'T BE WHITE TRASH -OR- BE A FEGGIT THE WAITER WON'T WANNA BONE ME ANYMORE

    • C. 

      Turn my shirt inside out EVEN THO I LOVE U REALLY KESHA IM SO SORRY JUST THINK OF IT LIKE UR KISSING MY CHEST COZ UR FACE IS ON THE SHIRT OK?

    • D. 

      Embrace my inner starbucks and wear the ke$ha shirt and rock it like that shrit is my fucking bitch

    • E. 

      Wear the bvb shirt no one must find out about my hidden ariana grande stash

  • 4. 
    Ur friend is over for a sleepover and u just went to the loo with ur laptop on, u come back to see they auto-logged onto ur tumblr and are looking at ur posts about white trash music and ur posts defending nicki minaj and iggy azalea. your whole life they were convinced u only liked good music - your secret is exposed: what do you do next?
    • A. 

      Jump out of my window from 12 stories high with my laptop in hand - dying together

    • B. 

      DEBATE THEM 1V1 THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY GOOD I'M COMING OUT OF THE CLOSET I NO LONGER HAVE TO HIDE ANYMORE

    • C. 

      Smash my laptop to pieces and tell them no one saw this and if they tell u will hunt them down

    • D. 

      Grab a cloth and some chloroform from ur emergency stash and knock them out, then ditch their body in a river and let them drown

    • E. 

      If they don't agree tell them their music taste is inferior and nicki is their god now

  • 5. 
    Ur in art class and ur teacher has let u put music on on their laptop so u can play ur playlist, one of ur classmates voleunteers their playlist on eminem and everyone kinda casually agrees - after about 6 songs of eminem ur getting really into it, when suddenly, california girls comes on and everyone turns to them, shocked and laughing, how do you respond?
    • A. 

      This may be my only chance of finding someone else who likes white trash mUSIC TRY AND BEFRIEND THEM

    • B. 

      TURN IT OFF AND PUT ON my GWEN STEFANI PLAYLIST TO TRY AND MAKE THEM FEEL LESS ASHAMED

    • C. 

      Just found my #marriagematerial HIT ON THEM

    • D. 

      CALIFORNIA GIRLS ARE UNFORGETTABLE DAISY DUKES BIKINIS ON TOP

    • E. 

      Pretend to not like the song and laugh along

  • 6. 
    U decide to see what all the hype is about mixtapes so u make ur own with trashy songs on it and the next day u go to school, while ur there ur mum/dad puts on the playlist and is dancing to it when u get home - how do you react?
    • A. 

      Bob your head to the beat as u walk past casually, seemingly not caring

    • B. 

      Walk straight past like uve never heard those songs b4 in ur entire life

    • C. 

      Twerk it off

    • D. 

      I DANCE WITH THEM LIKE I'M GONNA MARRY THE NIGHT

    • E. 

      Grab tHE MIXTAPE AND RUN WITH IT UPSTAIRS LIKE A HOBBIT TAKING BACK HIS PRECIOUS

  • 7. 
    Ur source of portable music entertainment has been stolen! :OOO what is the first thing ur worried about?
    • A. 

      How aM I SUPPOSED TO LISTEN TO ANACONDA ON MY BUSRIDE HOME AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I HAVE TO SOCIALIZE

    • B. 

      One of my asmr videos of kissing noises was on there and some1s gonna find that rlly creepy :SS

    • C. 

      MY 4 HOUR LONG PLAYLIST OF KATY PERRY TRACKS

    • D. 

      The 40 mEMES IN ONE SONG ON MY PLAYLIST

    • E. 

      :x my 11-year-old edgy taste in music

  • 8. 
    FITES U ??
    • A. 

      *SCREAMS DOWN UR EAR WITH A MEGAPHONE*

    • B. 

      NO U DON'T????????????

    • C. 

      *uses my ariana grande boob canon to launch rockets at u*

    • D. 

      *CRIES*

    • E. 

      *suffocates u with my ass*

  • 9. 
    Ur really sad britney spears song came on and u start crying on the bus home because it's so deep and emotional, everyone crowds around u asking what's wrong, what do you reply?
    • A. 

      Run off the bus and kms at 120mph I KNOW IT'S A BUS BUT I'LL FUCKING MAKE THE DRIVER PUT THE PEDAL TO THE METAL I CANNOT LET THEM KNOW ABOUT MY TRASH STASH

    • B. 

      CRY MORE BECAUSE I KNOW EXACTLY WHICH SONG U MEAN OMFG I'D TELL EVERYONE BRIT SPE IS MAKING ME CRY

    • C. 

      Tell them I just saw their rachet haircuts

    • D. 

      If it's that "everytime" song I fucking feel you that song gets to me man..............

    • E. 

      Tell tHEM I'M GAY THEY CAN'T FIND OUT ABOUT MY WHITE TRASH MUSIC OBSESSION

  • 10. 
    Espresso, decaf, cappuchino, mocha or latte? also have this cute pic of a kitten for completing this quiz
    • A. 

      Memes XD

    • B. 

      Pumpkin spice I'm whiter than u can possibly imagine

    • C. 

      Ur nan's pussy

    • D. 

      More of a tea person tbh :LLL :x

    • E. 

      Bottle of wine in a paper bag