How Psychic Are You?

7 Questions
Psychic Quizzes & Trivia

Do you know what time it is without looking at your watch? Have you ever sensed a presence and then found out someone once possibly died nearby? Do you inhabit a spiritual epicentre? Mystic Dog thinks you might. Take this Psychic Quiz to find out just how far into the future you think you can see.

Sample Question

As you were going up the stairs, did you meet a man who wasn't there?

Yes

No

Yes, and I was mildly surprised

No, I live in a bungalow

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    As you were going up the stairs, did you meet a man who wasn't there?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Yes, and I was mildly surprised

    • D. 

      No, I live in a bungalow

  • 2. 
    Can you speak another language?
    • A. 

      I speak the language of the dead

    • B. 

      I can't even read my own handwriting

    • C. 

      I thought I could but it turned out to be a lisp

    • D. 

      Ce Qui?

  • 3. 
    When you approach dogs do they bark furiously at you?
    • A. 

      Sometimes they try to bite my face

    • B. 

      They do but often because I'm attacking their owner

    • C. 

      No they are strangely serene and obedient, acquiescing to my every command

    • D. 

      Yes, yes they do

  • 4. 
    If you dreamt that your work colleague had gruesomely murdered his wife, would you call the police?
    • A. 

      Of course, the police need all the help they can get

    • B. 

      Yes, but I would do it anonymously to avoid the ensuing adulation

    • C. 

      No, I hated his wife

    • D. 

      No, I'd tell him all the gory details and we'd laugh hysterically about it down the pub

  • 5. 
    What predictions, if any, have you made in the past?
    • A. 

      I got three numbers on the lottery once. Won a tenner. That was alright

    • B. 

      I lost my keys and then suddenly knew exactly where they were.

    • C. 

      I once saved someone's life by warning them not to go to Scarsborough

    • D. 

      I, too, predicted a riot

  • 6. 
    What's your favourite smell?
    • A. 

      The Aftershave of the Afterlife

    • B. 

      Napalm in the morning

    • C. 

      I lost my sense of smell and haven't yet been able to predict where it will turn up

    • D. 

      A combination of must, dust and rust

  • 7. 
    Have you ever encountered a ghost?
    • A. 

      I felt a chill once, but it turned out the window was open

    • B. 

      The ghost of my happiness perhaps

    • C. 

      I think am a ghost

    • D. 

      They warned me of the impending apocalypse, from which I saved us all