How Psychic Are You?

7 Questions | By Pohk | Updated: Mar 21, 2022 | Attempts: 725

Do you know what time it is without looking at your watch? Have you ever sensed a presence and then found out someone once possibly died nearby? Do you inhabit a spiritual epicentre? Mystic Dog thinks you might. Take this Psychic Quiz to find out just how far into the future you think you can see.

You May Get

You Are 100% Psychic

You can see so much of the future that it will literally burn your eyes out one day. However, you often mistake your psychic abilities for coincidence and this is holding you back from achieving your true potential. Spirits converge on you like maggots on a dead rat.

You Are A Foolish Cynic

Listen carefully; that isn't the wind. It's your dead nan and she's warning you to turn the stove off. What else could you have missed in your haste to over-intellectualise, cerebrate, and ratiocinate excessively? Stop hassling seers; you are clogging up their third eye with your hate-energy. You will be liable for any deaths that occur as a result.

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Start this quiz to find your result.

Questions and Answers

1.

As you were going up the stairs, did you meet a man who wasn't there?
- A.
  
  Yes
- B.
  
  No
- C.
  
  Yes, and I was mildly surprised
- D.
  
  No, I live in a bungalow
2.

Can you speak another language?
- A.
  
  I speak the language of the dead
- B.
  
  I can't even read my own handwriting
- C.
  
  I thought I could but it turned out to be a lisp
- D.
  
  Ce Qui?
3.

When you approach dogs do they bark furiously at you?
- A.
  
  Sometimes they try to bite my face
- B.
  
  They do but often because I'm attacking their owner
- C.
  
  No they are strangely serene and obedient, acquiescing to my every command
- D.
  
  Yes, yes they do
4.

If you dreamt that your work colleague had gruesomely murdered his wife, would you call the police?
- A.
  
  Of course, the police need all the help they can get
- B.
  
  Yes, but I would do it anonymously to avoid the ensuing adulation
- C.
  
  No, I hated his wife
- D.
  
  No, I'd tell him all the gory details and we'd laugh hysterically about it down the pub
5.

What predictions, if any, have you made in the past?
- A.
  
  I got three numbers on the lottery once. Won a tenner. That was alright
- B.
  
  I lost my keys and then suddenly knew exactly where they were.
- C.
  
  I once saved someone's life by warning them not to go to Scarsborough
- D.
  
  I, too, predicted a riot
6.

What's your favourite smell?
- A.
  
  The Aftershave of the Afterlife
- B.
  
  Napalm in the morning
- C.
  
  I lost my sense of smell and haven't yet been able to predict where it will turn up
- D.
  
  A combination of must, dust and rust
7.

Have you ever encountered a ghost?
- A.
  
  I felt a chill once, but it turned out the window was open
- B.
  
  The ghost of my happiness perhaps
- C.
  
  I think am a ghost
- D.
  
  They warned me of the impending apocalypse, from which I saved us all