Never, and I hate it when people pull pranks on me (and I hate to say this, but it happens a lot to me.)
Only in April's fools!
Oh, yes... These days, if I will scream "there's a fire!" or "your zipper is open!", no one believes me. But don't you worry, I still have many pranks planned out in my head!
Like a great magician! I use my sleeve to hide all the notes I wrote on my arm very discretely. One day I will make a tutorial about how to do that! But only after I graduate, of course.
Only if I happen to sit next to a smart student, and we're not sitting at the front of the class.
Never, and please tell that jerk who sits next to me to cheat off my tests to stop using me to cheat!
So many times that I had to sat that my both of my parents have step mothers. So, I supposedly have four grandmothers now...
Once, when I really had no choice.
No, why would I lie about one of my relatives passing away for the sake of my own profit?
Halloween - It's a great day to pull pranks to scare people!
Any day off school/work is a good day!
None, I prefer going to school/work.
Santa? Come on, that's a trick that grown ups play on kids. Well, I got many gifts from people who haven't yet realized I have fooled them. I can pretend to be an angel around people who don't know me well enough, you know.
A few, okay?
I donate most of the gifts I get to charity.
I'll take a few more. and nobody will see.
If no one else is around, I may take two.
One means one. Even lazy math students know that!
A con artist.
A smooth sales man.
Putting the blame on to avoid getting in trouble. If you don't have one, get a dog. You'll be able to claim your dog ate your homework or broke something in the house.
Having someone do small favors for me.
Taking care of and being their role model.