A black lab
A smaller-than-thou lap dog that will only eat grey poupon biscuits from Rossini's
Mary Murphy from "So You Think You Can Dance? Canada"
A pink plastic flamingo to stick on your astroturf carpet
I've got a crush on Obama
I'd re-elect Bush
I'd re-elect Chretien
"Yo! What's up d-awwwgs. I just brought the chill-in from the kill-in..."
"Hey [enter name]. Wanna try a sip of my banana-fatta-assa?"
"Can I have my chair back now?"
You cry. One tear.
That kid from the Goonies. "Hey you guys!" gets you every time.
Something for Bill Cosby
Something that I wear with my skinny jeans
What I send to Operation Christmas Child
Perfect for the Alps!
Guacamole nachos with a surprise musical guest - the entire cast of "Evil Dead: The Musical!"
Starbucks breakfast sandwiches. Cook? P-shaw.
Nicole Richie / Pete Wentz
Ellen Burstyn / A member of Harvard's rowing team
Marilyn Denis of Cityline / Mark Dailey of Citytv
Ellen Page / Joaquin Phoenix
Your parent's backyard
The AGO. [Now that it's been redesigned by Frank Gehry, of course]
Somewhere where you can bring your bicycle
Getting an Arts degree
Living in your parents' basement and using the internet to make "friends" and "colleagues"
Living in your parents' basement and using the internet to get a 3 month unpaid internship
By spending the summer in Paris
Exposing all of those "brick walls". The chill has left your bones brittle and arthritic
Having purple leggings tattooed on your legs. Whoever guessed tights with feet would come back in?
Wearing skinny jeans. Your wife wanted children.
Eating at Fran's