How Much Of A Hiptard Are You?
From Leslieville to the 'Burbs, we decipher which area of Toronto you'd end up in based on your Hiptard status.
- 1.
Out of the following options, what would you pick as your pet?
- A.
A black lab
- B.
A smaller-than-thou lap dog that will only eat grey poupon biscuits from Rossini's
- C.
Mary Murphy from "So You Think You Can Dance? Canada"
- D.
A pink plastic flamingo to stick on your astroturf carpet
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- 2.
If Canada and the States were merged into one nation, who would you nominate for North American domination in the upcoming election?
- A.
I've got a crush on Obama
- B.
I'd re-elect Bush
- C.
I'd re-elect Chretien
- D.
Michel Gondry
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- 3.
When you walk into your office and greet your fellow homeys and homettes, you say:
- A.
"Yo! What's up d-awwwgs. I just brought the chill-in from the kill-in..."
- B.
"Hey [enter name]. Wanna try a sip of my banana-fatta-assa?"
- C.
"Can I have my chair back now?"
- D.
You cry. One tear.
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- 4.
Pretend you're attracted to both sexes. Your secret heart throb would be:
- A.
Pauly Shore
- B.
Margaret Thatcher
- C.
That kid from the Goonies. "Hey you guys!" gets you every time.
- D.
John Stewart
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- 5.
A sweater is:
- A.
Something for Bill Cosby
- B.
Something that I wear with my skinny jeans
- C.
What I send to Operation Christmas Child
- D.
Perfect for the Alps!
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- 6.
You're having a dinner party. [Yes, some people do.]You serve:
- A.
Sushi
- B.
Organic tacos
- C.
Guacamole nachos with a surprise musical guest - the entire cast of "Evil Dead: The Musical!"
- D.
Starbucks breakfast sandwiches. Cook? P-shaw.
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- 7.
You secretly want to look like:
- A.
Nicole Richie / Pete Wentz
- B.
Ellen Burstyn / A member of Harvard's rowing team
- C.
Marilyn Denis of Cityline / Mark Dailey of Citytv
- D.
Ellen Page / Joaquin Phoenix
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- 8.
You want to holiday in:
- A.
Your parent's backyard
- B.
The AGO. [Now that it's been redesigned by Frank Gehry, of course]
- C.
Somewhere where you can bring your bicycle
- D.
Tokyo
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- 9.
You got your current job by:
- A.
Getting an Arts degree
- B.
Living in your parents' basement and using the internet to make "friends" and "colleagues"
- C.
Living in your parents' basement and using the internet to get a 3 month unpaid internship
- D.
By spending the summer in Paris
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- 10.
Ten years have passed. You regret:
- A.
Exposing all of those "brick walls". The chill has left your bones brittle and arthritic
- B.
Having purple leggings tattooed on your legs. Whoever guessed tights with feet would come back in?
- C.
Wearing skinny jeans. Your wife wanted children.
- D.
Eating at Fran's
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