How Much Of An Anthony Are You?

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How Much Of An Anthony Are You?

A simple quiz to determine how much of a fag/ Anthony you are. There are 5 rankings, with 1 being the most Zurcher and 5 being the least. It's up to you to choose if that's a good thing or a bad thing. IT'S TIME TO DUEL!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Whose the hottest?
    • A. 

      Anthony Zurcher

    • B. 

      The Hamburgler

    • C. 

      Jessica Alba

    • D. 

      Gandalf the GAY

    • E. 

      That one chick that kinda looks like a dude in everybody's middle school

  • 2. 
    If you were a cowboy you would ride?
    • A. 

      Cows

    • B. 

      Horses

    • C. 

      Motorcycles..... cuz who rides horses

    • D. 

      COCK!!!!!!

    • E. 

      Cock!

  • 3. 
    The best movie ever is?
    • A. 

      Happy Feet

    • B. 

      The Dark Knight

    • C. 

      I don't watch movies

    • D. 

      Backdoor Sluts 9

    • E. 

      The Story of the ROFLcopters

  • 4. 
    Silk, silk, silk, what do cows drink?
    • A. 

      Milk

    • B. 

      The various fluids of the uterus

    • C. 

      Water

    • D. 

      Anything they want cuz cows are people too

    • E. 

      Cum

  • 5. 
    Given the equation Y= cos(x) + sin(x) i we know through Euler's equation that Y=?
    • A. 

      Wow, this is gay

    • B. 

      No THIS is gay

    • C. 

      xi e

    • D. 

      Cos(x)+sin(x)i

    • E. 

      At baseball

  • 6. 
    If i were to join a club it would be:
    • A. 

      KKK

    • B. 

      Families Against Gang violence

    • C. 

      Chess Club

    • D. 

      Team Circle Jerking

    • E. 

      Is there a right answer?

  • 7. 
    In the last week I've fantasized about about Jessica Alba
    • A. 

      Twice

    • B. 

      Slightly over 9000 times

    • C. 

      1,000,000,000,002 times, but she had a penis and was wearing a Andrew Jackson mask.....ohhhhhhhh fwap fwap fwap

    • D. 

      Jessica Alba?

    • E. 

      Is Mario Lopez kinda the same thing?

  • 8. 
    I say potato, you say?
    • A. 

      Chips

    • B. 

      Chips with salsa

    • C. 

      Potato

    • D. 

      Cock!!!!!

    • E. 

      The potato was introduced to Ireland as a garden crop of the gentry. By the late seventeenth century it had become widespread as a supplementary rather than a principal food, the main diet still revolved around butter, milk and grain products. In the first two decades of the eighteenth century, it became a base food of the poor, especially in winter.

  • 9. 
     What is this?
    • A. 

      Um a vagina..... duh!

    • B. 

      Axe wound?

    • C. 

      Gross

    • D. 

      Anti-cock

    • E. 

      The Enemy

  • 10. 
    Starting now there will be 5 answers but a new category will be added, special utra super holographic secret answers will now be in play, that if all answered correctly will take you to the secret page! Q: Who would trust as your doctor?
    • A. 

      A dockdoor repair man

    • B. 

      A backdoor repair man

    • C. 

      Dr. Pepper

    • D. 

      Dr. Phil

    • E. 

      Jesus

  • 11. 
    Complete the sentence: "I hope the princess made lots'a ________"
    • A. 

      Suddenly

    • B. 

      Spaghetti

    • C. 

      Cookies

    • D. 

      Shit Cakes

    • E. 

      Cock

  • 12. 
    A wild pokemon appears! Will you:
    • A. 

      Fight

    • B. 

      Pack

    • C. 

      PKMN

    • D. 

      Run

    • E. 

      Rape

  • 13. 
    If you were a Carebear, you would be?
    • A. 

      At baseball

    • B. 

      Dude, that's gay

    • C. 

      Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog's eye. Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess, Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob.

    • D. 

      Inside you

    • E. 

      LOL u r n00b, What if? i Am careBBBear! nigga. kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk kkk gg. ty. yw.

  • 14. 
    I've temporarily run out of ideas.
    • A. 

      Wolverine. Sknit!

    • B. 

      Kanye west

    • C. 

      Julius Caeser

    • D. 

      Doug Driver

    • E. 

      Mizzo Moup

  • 15. 
    Favorite candy bar:
    • A. 

      Snickers

    • B. 

      Wonka

    • C. 

      Cock!...... will this ever get old? Yes, yes it most certainly will

    • D. 

      Hersey's

    • E. 

      Surfing

  • 16. 
    Watch the video: Ronald McDonald Insanity Part II!!!!!How does that make you feel?
    • A. 

      Aroused! Wait, what?

    • B. 

      My mind just melted

    • C. 

      Play it again!

    • D. 

      ........ you knew it was coming (bypass obvious innuendo oppertunity) Cock!

    • E. 

      Snorlax is a very lazy creature which sleeps almost constantly; one of the few reason it will wake up is to eat. Having an enormous appetite, it will devour almost anything, even moldy and rotten food. The digestive juices in Snorlax's stomach can dissolve any kind of poison. Snorlax usually appears to be in a deep slumber, and can only be woken at will or by the Poké-Flute. It is such a docile Pokémon that children use its large, expansive belly to jump on like a trampoline. They make their home in grassy areas and mountains. Snorlax has the ability to somehow greatly speed up the growth of vegetation in areas it has fed upon to the point that it regrows in minutes. This prevents other inhabitants of the area from starving after the Snorlax has fed. Despite their lazy nature, they have tremendous physical strength. Although not quickly annoyed, they can be very dangerous when angered.

  • 17. 
    Who stole th cookies from the cookie jar?
    • A. 

      _______ stole the cookies from the cookie jar. Who me? Could be. Then who?

    • B. 

      John C. Calhoun

    • C. 

      You're mom is a cookie jar. (WARNING: Choosing this answer WILL make you a fag!)

    • D. 

      Bojmir The Hero of MIddle Earth

    • E. 

      If by cookies, then yes

  • 18. 
    FREE Question! Cuz 19 is teh Roxor NumberzAlso a quick view at what the rankings except for 4. Belive me, you don't want 4.Also a gift from my adventure horde lol
    • A. 

      Add experince points to: 1. Anthony Status

    • B. 

      Add experince points to: 2. Level 38 Cock Master

    • C. 

      Add experince points to: 3. 8====OO====8

    • D. 

      Add experince points to: 4. ??????????

    • E. 

      Add experince points to: Secret Page!

  • 19. 
    Nigga Please?
    • A. 

      Sure

    • B. 

      No way nigga

    • C. 

      I'm a Mac

    • D. 

      I'm a P.C.

    • E. 

      Ortega Taco sauce makes my taco pop

  • 20. 
    Who's the best?
    • A. 

      Michael Phelps

    • B. 

      Boo Berry

    • C. 

      Clevis Taylor

    • D. 

      Steve 6000

    • E. 

      Denver Sausage