How Many Rabid Disease-carrying Turkeys Could You Take?

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Ladies and gents! Have you ever wondered how many ill turkeys suffering from malnutrition you could take in a fight? Has the question kept you up at night? Can you even breathe without thinking about those damn turkeys? Well, fear no more! Take this quiz to find out how many sick, sick turkeys you could battle.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How often do you work out? 
    • A. 

      Never. In fact, I've become one with the couch.

    • B. 

      Occasionally, but only because I'm forced to.

    • C. 

      I play one or two sports for "fun".

    • D. 

      I JOG ON T H E WE E KENDS TO STAY HE AL TH Y AND F I T

    • E. 

      I do all the SP O R TS! SU CH EXERCISE. wow! i am grand master fitness

  • 2. 
    When you are enraged, how do you tend to react?
    • A. 

      I breathe through my nose calmly and steadily. In, out. In, out.

    • B. 

      A few pillows might fall victim to my not-so-deadly punches.

    • C. 

      The last time I got mad at someone, some stuff happened and I ended up in jail for 15 years.

    • D. 

      I WI LL FCUK IN G KILL YOUR SOUL W AT CH OUT M8 I SWE A R O N ME MUM

  • 3. 
    How do you feel about rabies? 
    • A. 

      Gross and icky :(

    • B. 

      I'd rather not have the rabies

    • C. 

      Why not? A little rabies never... rEALLy hurt anyone...

    • D. 

      Bring it on RABIES YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR MY STRONG IMMUNE SYSTEM

  • 4. 
    What would you do with all that turkey meat? 
    • A. 

      I'd compost it and put it in my garden for the flowers :))))

    • B. 

      I'm vegetarian.

    • C. 

      I'd cook it into a nice turkey burger with a bit of seasoning and serve it to friends and family.

    • D. 

      I'D RIP APART THE FLESH OF MY DEAD FOWL ENEMIES AND EAT THE VERY SINEW AND GRISTLE OF THE BIRD RAW, LICKING THE FRESH BLOOD AS IT FLOWS DOWN MY CHEEKS

    • E. 

      I would sacrifice it to the Great Turkey Elder.

  • 5. 
    How do you feel about large, wild birds?
    • A. 

      I HATE THEM SO MUCH I WANT TO KILL THEM ALL RIGHT NOW

    • B. 

      Aw, they're not so bad. I like them.

    • C. 

      I would prefer to keep my distance.

    • D. 

      I could kill a couple of 'em for fun or defense.

  • 6. 
    How much do you weigh? 
    • A. 

      90-120 lbs.

    • B. 

      130-150 lbs.

    • C. 

      155-175 lbs.

    • D. 

      175-190 lbs.

  • 7. 
    What's your battle plan for the demise of these foul fowl?  
    • A. 

      Oh god, I can hear their manic gobbling... Run! AS F A ST A S POSSIBLE

    • B. 

      Shoot a couple with a gun from afar. I ain't risking rabies.

    • C. 

      Utilize my archery skills and pierce their turkey corpuscles with my arrows.

    • D. 

      I would take out my long sword and slice their heads off with precision and skill.

    • E. 

      I have prepared for this day for years, drinking only the blood of strong turkeys to gain power and strength. Every day, for hours, I practice my battle strategies on young children, pretending they are savage turkeys. I am ready for this moment. I crack my knuckles and survey the turkey situation. There are so many, but I am so prepared. I draw out a shiv that I expertly hand-made myself for protection. The turkeys are closing in, limping on their weakened legs. THIS IS MY TIME. I shall crush their very necks, wringing them with my fists of glory. The blood shall spurt, and I will laugh.

  • 8. 
    Do you believe that you are an expert turkey killing machine? 
    • A. 

      I don't know, Mama. I don't think I can do it.

    • B. 

      I believe I can fly, I believe I can kill turkeys

    • C. 

      I was born ready. I killed turkeys in the womb

  • 9. 
    Are you a turkey in disguise? 
    • A. 

      NO!!!!!!!!!! yn... yno... yn... nyo...ye... ny...yes

    • B. 

      *gobbles nervously*

    • C. 

      Nah I wouldn't stoop to the lame level of being a bird ew

    • D. 

      What's the point of being a bird and lying

    • E. 

      I WOULD KILL MYSELF IF I WA SZ A TURKYE Y

  • 10. 
    T H E M A G I C O F
    • A. 

      T H E M A G I C O F

    • B. 

      T H E M A G I C O F

    • C. 

      T H E M A G I C O F

    • D. 

      T H E M A G I C O F

    • E. 

      T H E M A G I C O F

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