How Many Butts Do You Have?

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What color is your hair?
    • A. 

      Jet black

    • B. 

      Brownish

    • C. 

      Blonde hair (im not dumb)

    • D. 

      Red hair/other

  • 2. 
    When you jump on a trampoline......
    • A. 

      Your shoelaces come untied

    • B. 

      You feel things jiggle

    • C. 

      You think of Matt Dallas (from kyle xy)

    • D. 

      You do a pencil dive thus breaking the trampoline and then you beg your mommy for another

  • 3. 
    When you see a picture of chopped pig butt(also known to mankind as bacon), you think.....
    • A. 

      YUMMMMMMM ME EAT!!!!!!

    • B. 

      Ewwwwwwwwww, it ruined my nails!

    • C. 

      Flying bag of grease much?

    • D. 

      Look, a hobo!!!!!!!!!

  • 4. 
    If you were stuck on a deserted island with your crush, mouthwash, and a toaster, you would....
    • A. 

      Now lets be sensible about about this, find some food and share it with your crush

    • B. 

      Rip a hole in the seat of your crush's pants and wave the fabric around hoping a ship sees you.

    • C. 

      Tell your crush his breath stinks, dump the mouthwash on his head, and ride away on a wild dolphin

    • D. 

      OMG TOAST!!!!!!!

  • 5. 
    Your secret dream is......
    • A. 

      To be on iron chef america and challenge chef morimoto to a toast cookoff

    • B. 

      Throw assorted nuts at an indonesian newlywed

    • C. 

      Look, a flying hobo!!!!!!!!!!!

    • D. 

      To get into harvard

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