Wet my pants and sit in the corner
Think of survival plans outside of shelter
NO!!!! GOD WHY?!?!? WHY HATH THOU FORSAKEN US GOD?
No, no, no! This can't be happening!
This is tragic....
Guess we'll have to pick up the pieces some day. Might as well start now.
Okay, first things first, find a weapon.
I'll need to find food to survive, so lets go to the grocery store to get some munchies.
Who needs weapons or food? I can take down anything with my teeth and eat at the same time!