How Fucking Bad-ass Will You Be If You Were A Dictator?

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  • 1. 
    You are swimming around the womb. You have been a featus all your life. Its been fun. But it gets mighty boring inside your mother (and i'd know that too LMAO!!!). What do you do to please yourself?
    • A. 

      Its a womb... there's nothing to do.

    • B. 

      We could see Rent, Cats, Wicked, Mamma Mia, oooh, We'll have fun!!!

    • C. 

      I'm too busy being a faetus...

    • D. 

      Me and my twin will get to know each other ready for the great escape into the wide, open world.

    • E. 

      Meow =3 I has got tiny fingers.

    • F. 

      Impossible... I can't grow inside a faetus...

    • G. 

      I'm already hating my legs and arms...

    • H. 

      I'm enjoying the fact that I have two arms of my own...

    • I. 

      When I grow up, I want to be heckled by a black dog with a white splodge over its left eye.

    • J. 

      You try not to eat yourself...

  • 2. 
    You are now a toddler. You are crawling around your play pen until little Timmy joins. You have always hated little Timmy ever since he tried to choke you with a duplo brick. What do you do?
    • A. 

      I'll play his own game and create a bio-nuclear arsenal of weapons so I can get my own back.

    • B. 

      I accept any grievances me and little Timmy had and play duplo, regardless of how many times he attempted to still choke me.

    • C. 

      I enjoyed being choked by little Timmy... Could this mean something?

    • D. 

      CAGE FIGHT!!! And you win!

    • E. 

      You get back at him by eating him... and blaming it on duplo bricks.

    • F. 

      You unfortunatley die as little Timmy had to break your jaw to make you choke on it... Luckily it was all a cute wikkle dream and you and Timmy are best buddies.

    • G. 

      You forfit your limbs and replace them with robotic arms made from duplo. You accidently choked yourself when showing them off...

    • H. 

      You and some other kid kick his ass.

    • I. 

      You hop about and sing about how you hate him

    • J. 

      You try to hand stand on a mountain of glitter and vomit.

  • 3. 
    You are 9 years old and you are at school. You're scared. You know nobody. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Tell everyone that someday you will be part robotic, and you win over all the kids that play with mecharno.

    • B. 

      You only need one friend. So you force all the other school kids to fight till death until one is left. He/she will be your friend.

    • C. 

      The second you walked into school, you showed off all your medals that you made with your mum and everyone instantly loves you.

    • D. 

      You inject everyone with nanomachines and, through your laptop, you control everyone. You then have an army of school kids.

    • E. 

      You bite every kid until you find a tasty one.

    • F. 

      Meow =3 and everyone loves your cuteness

    • G. 

      You're more interested in the pictures of sailors and army men in the picture books.

    • H. 

      You announce yourself as a complete silly billy and you are accepted into the crowd of kids.

    • I. 

      You spend most of the time in the toy closet, alone and lonely...

    • J. 

      You TWAT every kid you see, then make nukes out of play-doh and glitter. Your power is awesome!

  • 4. 
    It's High School. The prom is coming soon and you want to ask this pretty girl to go with you. But this stuck-up jock gets her before you, winning her over with his toned body. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Smack the stuck-up jock, then smack the pretty girl. You go to the prom alone, smacking anyone who looks at you.

    • B. 

      You go with a Barbie doll instead but Ken gets to her before you. Fail

    • C. 

      You try to win her over by acting like a twat. You win, but she only went with you because the doctors said you'll commit suicide if she didnt.

    • D. 

      Forget the girl, you want man meat!

    • E. 

      Meow =3 and you win

    • F. 

      You tell her a joke: whats the difference between a Ferrari and a hundred dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. She laughs. You told the truth.

    • G. 

      You phone up your Bi-Sexual Vampire friend who kills the jock, but you wake up sandwiched between him and the girl.

    • H. 

      You were actually the jock in disguise. That's how cool you are.

    • I. 

      You go with your best friend who owns more nukes than she does.

    • J. 

      You impress her with the fact that you have no limbs. But instead of limbs, you have gamma-ray-cannons and heat-seeking missles.

  • 5. 
    It's your honey-moon and your partner is the apple of your eye. You want to watch Harry Hill but your lover wants to watch Strictly Come Dancing on BBC1. What do you do?
    • A. 

      You agree with your husband that Strictly is better and sit down and watch

    • B. 

      You annoy the hell out of your wife as you watch Strictly but you keep asking when the adverts are coming up.

    • C. 

      You mope around the honey-moon suite as your wife watches in peace.

    • D. 

      You phone up your best friend to fly from Bristol to Jamaica, come to your honeymoon suite and bully your wife into watching Harry Hill.

    • E. 

      You let her watch Strictly, knowing well that the local cousine is awesome. Mmm... Fried Faetus.

    • F. 

      She daren't argue. You enjoy Harry Hill as a couple.

    • G. 

      Meow =3 you engage in beastiality.

    • H. 

      You flip a coin; heads for Strictly, tails for TV Burp. It's heads. But you don't show it and insist to her that it was tails. You fight but you enjoy TV Burp alone as she gets the next flight home.

    • I. 

      You destroy the TV, the honeymoon suite and you kill off all the judges and Bruce Forsyth. You watch TV Burp on your own TV screen installed to your chest.

    • J. 

      You beat her senseless. Good times.

  • 6. 
    Your son comes back from getting his GCSE results and is pleased with his 5 Ds and 3 Us. What do you do?
    • A. 

      You tear him, limb from limb, and re-build him as a living computer. You force him to retake them all, now with his super powerful CPU and wireless internet connection.

    • B. 

      You work as a team to make them better in the January re-sits.

    • C. 

      You're pleased. You make him vice-president of the small country I forgot to tell you that you now rule.

    • D. 

      You crush him!

    • E. 

      You eat him!

    • F. 

      You blame your cuteness on his failure. He says "awwwww"

    • G. 

      You blame the sexy teachers. Mostly the male ones. The others are sexy females who look like men, who you later kill.

    • H. 

      You have a son?!?!? That's what you said while you were invading Nigeria while riding a minigun-weilding unicycle.

    • I. 

      You feel the exact same as he does.

    • J. 

      You round up all his mates and make your son slaughter them while revising his re-sits. If he stops, you kill him.

  • 7. 
    You are now up before a court at the U.N. headquarters, with various charges against human rights, sleaziness and being a dictator. What punishment do you deserve?
    • A. 

      Punishment? You are the only one that dishes out punishment!!!

    • B. 

      You don't care. You want to be killed the exact same way as your friends and colleagues.

    • C. 

      You're not bothered. THATS HOW AWESOME YOU ARE!!!!!!!!!

    • D. 

      You give up... even though you were winning???

    • E. 

      You want any punishment... as long as your last meal is platter of baby.

    • F. 

      Meow =3. You can get away with anything!

    • G. 

      Whips. Chains. Leather. Buckles. Red hot iron pokers. You want the full deal!

    • H. 

      You are too bothered calling the judge a prick!

    • I. 

      You are hollowed out and put up for sale somewhere...

    • J. 

      Anything... as long as you're coming down with me, I ain't got no problem!!!

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