How Evil Am I

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This quiz will help you know how evil are you. You'll have to be honest for the result to be precise


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Are you concerned about how evil are you?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No. (In which case it means a friend showed this quiz to you)

  • 2. 
    Are you retarded?
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No.

    • C. 

      Everything is relative.

    • D. 

      Does that mean that I'm like totally like not like smart or something?

    • E. 

      No you idiot!

  • 3. 
    What kind of message do you like to be in your music?
    • A. 

      Me > All

    • B. 

      Me against the world.

    • C. 

      Something something something love

    • D. 

      It doesn't matter what they do I'll have my revenge.

    • E. 

      I don't listen to the words (or other......)

  • 4. 
    Somebody loves you and he/she is very insistent about it and is pretty annoying. You see him/her knocking at your door without a call or something. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Punch him/her in the face

    • B. 

      Ignore him/her

    • C. 

      Go talk to him/her even if I'd rather do anything else in the world.

    • D. 

      Pretend you ignore him/her but secretly thinking about how good it would be to kill him/her.

    • E. 

      Tell him/her to leave you alone and that you'd pay him/her to do that

  • 5. 
    Your father made you do stuff you didn't want to do in your childhood and he humiliated you in public countless times. You hear of many accidents in an area and now your father is going there.
    • A. 

      "-Take care of you father. There have been many accidents in that area..."

    • B. 

      You think "i hope he has an accident"

    • C. 

      "-I HOPE YOU DIE AND GO TO HELL!"

    • D. 

      "-Could you bring me a from x and b from y and c from z?" (a,b,c being stuff you don't really need x,y,z being places in that area)

    • E. 

      You think "Well... looks like the next few hours will be father free"

  • 6. 
    You made someone's life miserable in school.
    • A. 

      Yes.

    • B. 

      No.

    • C. 

      Not only to one of them.

    • D. 

      Why isn't there a question mark?

    • E. 

      What is that answer above? You'd rather type all that than just putting a question mark? You're lazy!

  • 7. 
    Have you ever been in a fist fight?
    • A. 

      Yes, the guy annoyed me really bad.

    • B. 

      Yes, the guy was a nerd so i taught him that fist > brainz

    • C. 

      Yes, but I think I provoked it with the jokes i made about the guy.

    • D. 

      No, and I'm really sorry about it because the guy really deserved it.

    • E. 

      No and I don't even intend to.

  • 8. 
    Would you steal money if you knew you would never get caught?
    • A. 

      I would steal only from thieves.

    • B. 

      Yes, as much as I could.

    • C. 

      Only from people I hate and I wouldn't steal all of them because I don't hate people that much.

    • D. 

      No, even though I hate them... Stealing doesn't do it for me.

    • E. 

      No, It's wrong.

  • 9. 
    You would choose your life over ...
    • A. 

      My beloved one and my family.

    • B. 

      100000 strangers.

    • C. 

      1000000 strangers.

    • D. 

      Everybody.

    • E. 

      Less than 100 strangers (OMG stupid if you choose this)

  • 10. 
    I ... everybody i know
    • A. 

      Cooperate with

    • B. 

      Hate

    • C. 

      Want to kill

    • D. 

      Love (in which case you are either retarded or don't know anyone except your family which is REALLY EVIL!)

    • E. 

      None of those.

  • 11. 
    You happen to find a dying policeman (that did something to you in the past) on the street. He asks you to shoot him to put an end to his suffering.
    • A. 

      I ask him if he's ok.

    • B. 

      Cool! I get to use guns!

    • C. 

      Ask if it isn't against the law.

    • D. 

      Take him to a nearby hospital.

    • E. 

      Take him to a hospital far away that you know he wont make it to but still you become a hero for your intention to do that.

  • 12. 
    If you could choose between ruling the world and not ruling the world what would you do? (knowing that you don't have the abilities required to do it and the world would become much worse but hey! You will live like a god with everyone doing whatever you want)
    • A. 

      Rule the world.

    • B. 

      Don't rule the world.

    • C. 

      Rule the world and try to do my best. (RETARD)

    • D. 

      Rule the world and kill everybody except some chefs and some bitches.

    • E. 

      Rule the world with my beloved ones.

  • 13. 
    Ok last one. You'd rather...
    • A. 

      Have sex with my beloved one (which doesn't look so beautiful)

    • B. 

      Have sex with a whore (Most beautiful whore there is)

    • C. 

      Get into a fist fight.

    • D. 

      Slaughter every single person who has ever insulted you knowing you'll never get caught.

    • E. 

      Yes. (RETARD)