How "Emo Jodie" Are You?

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How "Emo Jodie" Are You?

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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Which best describes your movements?
    • A. 

      Slither

    • B. 

      Skip

    • C. 

      Stumble

    • D. 

      Drag

    • E. 

      Speed of Light

  • 2. 
    How would you like your marijuana?
    • A. 

      Edibles

    • B. 

      I am drug free and tuck my shirt in my khakis

    • C. 

      Raw, with wasabi and soy sauce

    • D. 

      Smokable

    • E. 

      Free

  • 3. 
    What would your parents do if they saw you had a skull tattoo?
    • A. 

      Wouldn't care

    • B. 

      Take away my car keys

    • C. 

      Be proud of me

    • D. 

      Chase me around the house with a rice paddle

    • E. 

      Take me to therapy

  • 4. 
    What type of car do you have/want?
    • A. 

      Black Pickup Truck

    • B. 

      Yellow Beetle

    • C. 

      Green Convertible

    • D. 

      Orange Ferrari

    • E. 

      White SUV

  • 5. 
    What genre of music are you interested? (Or which one is most appealing?)
    • A. 

      Mozart

    • B. 

      Kpop

    • C. 

      Taylor Swift

    • D. 

      Taiiwanese Heavy Metal

    • E. 

      The Beatles

  • 6. 
    What is your makeup style?
    • A. 

      Black eyeshadow and white eyeliner

    • B. 

      Pink eyeshadow and pink eyeliner

    • C. 

      No makeup! I am beautiful just the way I am.

    • D. 

      Gold eyeshadow and black eyeliner

    • E. 

      Green eyeshadow and blue eyeliner

  • 7. 
    What class are you most likely to fail?
    • A. 

      AP Human Geography

    • B. 

      Honors English

    • C. 

      Honors Biology

    • D. 

      All of them

    • E. 

      I dropped out of school

  • 8. 
    Which is the best hair cut and color?
    • A. 

      Mustard-yellow bowl cut

    • B. 

      Lime green streaks on medium hair

    • C. 

      Bleach and red mohawk

    • D. 

      White buzzcut

    • E. 

      Let my hair flow like the wind (no dye or cut)

  • 9. 
    What are you most likely going to do that gets you in trouble with the law?
    • A. 

      Running over children

    • B. 

      Murder

    • C. 

      Traffic violation

    • D. 

      Watch Beauty and the Beast illegally online

    • E. 

      Terrorism

  • 10. 
    And finally, what are you most likely to consume on a pantry raid?
    • A. 

      Nothing, I'm on a diet.

    • B. 

      Strawberry Cheesecake

    • C. 

      Agave syrup

    • D. 

      Ramen

    • E. 

      Quinoa Pasta