How Dumb Are You Really? Quiz
How dumb are you, really? There are varying definitions of the word dumb, but in most cases, it is a word used to describe one who does not know anything. Do you have zero recollection of what happens around you and need people to kid-explain everything to you? Take this quiz and see if you might need help.
- 1.How are cranberries sorted for ripeness?
- A.
By throwing them at people/animals and checking if they splash. The more they splash, the tastier the fruit is.
- B.
By chewing it to check the hardness of it. It needs to be balanced between being hard and being soft.
- C.
By bouncing them. A well ripened cranberrie can be dribbled like a basketball.
- D.
By judging the way they look. The darker they are, the more ripened they are.
- 2.Which nation lives the longest?
- A.
The Andorrans
- B.
The French
- C.
The Iranians
- D.
The Americans
- 3.What is the number one shoplifted book in America?
- A.
Kamasutra
- B.
The Bible
- C.
The Da Vinci Code
- D.
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows
- 4.What do pearls melt in?
- A.
In Coca - Cola
- B.
In solvent
- C.
In vinegar
- D.
In salted water
- 5.What is the only planet that rotates clockwise?
- A.
Jupiter
- B.
Mars
- C.
Earth
- D.
Venus
- 6.How long can a cockroach live without its head before it will die of hunger?
- A.
5 days
- B.
7 days
- C.
9 days
- D.
11 days
- 7.How long does a pig's orgasm last?
- A.
Pigs do not have orgasms.
- B.
30 sec
- C.
5 min
- D.
30 min
- 8.How long would you have to fart consistenly to produce enought gas in order to produce the energy of an atomic bomb?
- A.
6 years and 9 months
- B.
10 years and 9 months
- C.
14 years and 9 months
- D.
18 years and 9 months
- 9.(Don't use a calculator!) What is 111,111,111 x 111,111,111?
- A.
111,111,111,111,111,111
- B.
12,120,120, 120,120,120
- C.
10,000,123,456,789,012
- D.
12,345,678,987,654,321
- 10.What does 'Colgate' mean in Spanish?
- A.
Go F%&# yourself!
- B.
Go kill yourself!
- C.
Go shoot yourself!
- D.
Go hang yourself!
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