How Dumb Are You Really? Quiz

10 Questions | Total Attempts: 168

How Dumb Are You Really? Quiz

How dumb are you, really? There are varying definitions of the word dumb, but in most cases, it is a word used to describe one who does not know anything. Do you have zero recollection of what happens around you and need people to kid-explain everything to you? Take this quiz and see if you might need help.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    How are cranberries sorted for ripeness?
    • A. 

      By throwing them at people/animals and checking if they splash. The more they splash, the tastier the fruit is.

    • B. 

      By chewing it to check the hardness of it. It needs to be balanced between being hard and being soft.

    • C. 

      By bouncing them. A well ripened cranberrie can be dribbled like a basketball.

    • D. 

      By judging the way they look. The darker they are, the more ripened they are.

  • 2. 
    Which nation lives the longest?
    • A. 

      The Andorrans

    • B. 

      The French

    • C. 

      The Iranians

    • D. 

      The Americans

  • 3. 
    What is the number one shoplifted book in America?
    • A. 

      Kamasutra

    • B. 

      The Bible

    • C. 

      The Da Vinci Code

    • D. 

      Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

  • 4. 
    What do pearls melt in?
    • A. 

      In Coca - Cola

    • B. 

      In solvent

    • C. 

      In vinegar

    • D. 

      In salted water

  • 5. 
    What is the only planet that rotates clockwise?
    • A. 

      Jupiter

    • B. 

      Mars

    • C. 

      Earth

    • D. 

      Venus

  • 6. 
    How long can a cockroach live without its head before it will die of hunger?
    • A. 

      5 days

    • B. 

      7 days

    • C. 

      9 days

    • D. 

      11 days

  • 7. 
    How long does a pig's orgasm last?
    • A. 

      Pigs do not have orgasms.

    • B. 

      30 sec

    • C. 

      5 min

    • D. 

      30 min

  • 8. 
    How long would you have to fart consistenly to produce enought gas in order to produce the energy of an atomic bomb?
    • A. 

      6 years and 9 months

    • B. 

      10 years and 9 months

    • C. 

      14 years and 9 months

    • D. 

      18 years and 9 months

  • 9. 
    (Don't use a calculator!) What is 111,111,111 x 111,111,111?
    • A. 

      111,111,111,111,111,111

    • B. 

      12,120,120, 120,120,120

    • C. 

      10,000,123,456,789,012

    • D. 

      12,345,678,987,654,321

  • 10. 
    What does 'Colgate' mean in Spanish?
    • A. 

      Go F%&# yourself!

    • B. 

      Go kill yourself!

    • C. 

      Go shoot yourself!

    • D. 

      Go hang yourself!