How Black Country Are You?
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- 1.Thee Cossant See As Good As Thee Cust Cost Thee?
- A.
The Croissant Seems Good, Costs Alot Though.
- B.
You Are Unable To See As Well As You Formerly Could.
- C.
You Can See Better Than You Did Before.
- D.
Are You German?
- 2.Yam Saft As A Bottle Of Pop.
- A.
Can I Have A Bottle Of Pop?
- B.
Do You Want A Drink?
- C.
My Soft Drink Seems To Have Melted
- D.
You Are As Mentally Challenged As A Bottle Of Carbonated Beverage.
- 3.Arm Tekkin' The Whammel Up Tha Cut.
- A.
I Can't Believe We've Paid Double For These Cinema tickets.
- B.
Naughty Sexual Innuendo!!
- C.
I Am In The Process Of Taking My Pet To The Local Canal For Exercise
- D.
I'm Going Fishing
- 4.It Ay Arf Black Ova Bill’s Muva’s.
- A.
A Storm Is On The Way.
- B.
Bill's Mom Has Got A New Boyfriend.
- C.
Unfortunately Bill's Mom Has Died.
- D.
I've Managed To Pay Off All My Debts!
- 5.Arv Bin Shappin’ For Some Suck.
- A.
I've Been To The Shop For Confectioneries.
- B.
Have You Smelt My Shoes?
- C.
What's Happening Sucker?
- D.
I've Been For A Drink.
- 6.Stop Rylin Ya Daft Apeth.
- A.
Wo ist der post?
- B.
Ask Me About My Moonwalk.
- C.
Stop,In The Name Of Love.
- D.
Stop Moving Around You Person Of Low Value
- 7.Arm Clammed Ter Jeff.
- A.
Me & Jeff Are Getting Married
- B.
I'm Allergic To Seafood
- C.
I'm Soo Hungry ,I Might Die
- D.
Anyone Seen Jeff?
- 8.Me Babby’s Blartin'.
- A.
My Baby Is Crying.
- B.
My Baby Has Farted.
- C.
My Baby Needs Changing.
- D.
I'm Pregnant.
- 9.Arl Gee Yow A Threapin’ If Yow Dow Pack It In!
- A.
I Will Give You 20p For Packing My Bags
- B.
The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side
- C.
I Will Give You A Beating If You Do Not Cease Your Behaviour
- D.
Have You Been Mis-sold A PPI Or Had An Accident At Work?
- 10.Gerrit Down Ya Wassin!
- A.
Your Turn To Wash Up!
- B.
Your Not From Round Here Are You?
- C.
Go Back Down The Mine!
- D.
Drink Up!
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