How Black Country Are You?

16 Questions | By Steveayit | Updated: Mar 22, 2022 | Attempts: 13484

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1.

Thee Cossant See As Good As Thee Cust Cost Thee?
- A.
  
  The Croissant Seems Good, Costs Alot Though.
- B.
  
  You Are Unable To See As Well As You Formerly Could.
- C.
  
  You Can See Better Than You Did Before.
- D.
  
  Are You German?
2.

Yam Saft As A Bottle Of Pop.
- A.
  
  Can I Have A Bottle Of Pop?
- B.
  
  Do You Want A Drink?
- C.
  
  My Soft Drink Seems To Have Melted
- D.
  
  You Are As Mentally Challenged As A Bottle Of Carbonated Beverage.
3.

Arm Tekkin' The Whammel Up Tha Cut.
- A.
  
  I Can't Believe We've Paid Double For These Cinema tickets.
- B.
  
  Naughty Sexual Innuendo!!
- C.
  
  I Am In The Process Of Taking My Pet To The Local Canal For Exercise
- D.
  
  I'm Going Fishing
4.

It Ay Arf Black Ova Bill’s Muva’s.
- A.
  
  A Storm Is On The Way.
- B.
  
  Bill's Mom Has Got A New Boyfriend.
- C.
  
  Unfortunately Bill's Mom Has Died.
- D.
  
  I've Managed To Pay Off All My Debts!
5.

Arv Bin Shappin’ For Some Suck.
- A.
  
  I've Been To The Shop For Confectioneries.
- B.
  
  Have You Smelt My Shoes?
- C.
  
  What's Happening Sucker?
- D.
  
  I've Been For A Drink.
6.

Stop Rylin Ya Daft Apeth.
- A.
  
  Wo ist der post?
- B.
  
  Ask Me About My Moonwalk.
- C.
  
  Stop,In The Name Of Love.
- D.
  
  Stop Moving Around You Person Of Low Value
7.

Arm Clammed Ter Jeff.
- A.
  
  Me & Jeff Are Getting Married
- B.
  
  I'm Allergic To Seafood
- C.
  
  I'm Soo Hungry ,I Might Die
- D.
  
  Anyone Seen Jeff?
8.

Me Babby’s Blartin'.
- A.
  
  My Baby Is Crying.
- B.
  
  My Baby Has Farted.
- C.
  
  My Baby Needs Changing.
- D.
  
  I'm Pregnant.
9.

Arl Gee Yow A Threapin’ If Yow Dow Pack It In!
- A.
  
  I Will Give You 20p For Packing My Bags
- B.
  
  The Grass Is Greener On The Other Side
- C.
  
  I Will Give You A Beating If You Do Not Cease Your Behaviour
- D.
  
  Have You Been Mis-sold A PPI Or Had An Accident At Work?
10.

Gerrit Down Ya Wassin!
- A.
  
  Your Turn To Wash Up!
- B.
  
  Your Not From Round Here Are You?
- C.
  
  Go Back Down The Mine!
- D.
  
  Drink Up!
11.

Keep Out Thee 'Oss Road
- A.
  
  Get Out Of The Way
- B.
  
  Mind Where The Horse Has Done It's Business.
- C.
  
  Get Out Of My House!
- D.
  
  What's An Hospice?
12.

Put Wood In Thee 'Ole
- A.
  
  Why Don't You Try Some Delicious Wood
- B.
  
  Shut The Door
- C.
  
  Stoke The Fire Somewhat
- D.
  
  Remove Your Tights & Surround A Log With Them
13.

Warra Cowin' Rigmarole
- A.
  
  Warden! There's A Cow In My Soup
- B.
  
  That's A Prize Winning Cow
- C.
  
  There'll be a ring road round Stourbridge Before I Do That!
- D.
  
  What A Polava
14.

Arv Bin All Round The Reekin'
- A.
  
  I've Been Nowhere But Here
- B.
  
  You Really Smell
- C.
  
  I've Been Looking Everywhere
- D.
  
  I Really Smell
15.

Arm Gerrin' Kaylied Ay I
- A.
  
  I'm Eating Sugar & Sweets Aren't I
- B.
  
  I Am Getting Drunk Am I Not
- C.
  
  My Arm Is Going Crazy Isn't It
- D.
  
  Stop Telling Lies
16.

He Could Ate Two Taerters Mower Than A Tunky Pig
- A.
  
  He Could Eat Two Teachers On A Lawn Mower.. Fat Pig
- B.
  
  He Could Watch Television Whilst Making Pig Sounds If He Wanted
- C.
  
  Pigs Can Fly If You Really Want Them To
- D.
  
  He Is Very Greedy