Quiz: How Big Is Your Butt?

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Quiz: How Big Is Your Butt?

Find out if you have a load of junk in your trunk or a flat pancake. Just kidding, you will find this quiz interesting I am sure. It will tell you if you have got a big, sexy butt or just a ball size ass. So, let's jump right in.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Do you knock things over whenever you turn around?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 2. 
    Is your doorway too big or too small?
    • A. 

      Too small! Sometimes I have someone push me from behind to get through.

    • B. 

      Too big. I easily can get in and out of my doorway with 10 extra inches.

    • C. 

      Just fine. I never have a problem getting in and out. My butt fits right through.

  • 3. 
    Be honest: Do you fit on the toilet?
    • A. 

      Yes, I fit just fine. I've never had a problem with that before.

    • B. 

      I do have a problem, because every time I sit down, I fall straight through the bowl.

    • C. 

      I'll be honest, sometimes the seat has problems handling the size of my butt.

  • 4. 
    What happens when your boyfriend (if you have one) smacks your bum?
    • A. 

      Nothing. It's very stiff and nothing at all happens there, which can sometimes be embarrassing.

    • B. 

      It can jiggle and wiggle nonstop by itself for up to 15 minutes straight.

    • C. 

      It moves up and down a little for a minute but nothing really happens.

  • 5. 
    When you turn to the side, what happens?
    • A. 

      You hear strangers yell: "Watch out! There she blows!"

    • B. 

      People stare in amazement wondering where your butt is.

    • C. 

      You get a few glances from a couple of guys, but that's all.

  • 6. 
    When you sit down?
    • A. 

      You make a squish noise because of all your cushion back there.

    • B. 

      I sit down...What's the big deal?

    • C. 

      I slide off the chair.

  • 7. 
    Looking in the mirror, you see where your butt should be?
    • A. 

      Two huge watermelons

    • B. 

      A flat board

    • C. 

      A bubble

  • 8. 
    You bend over, guys say:
    • A. 

      Where is her ass?

    • B. 

      Damn! That girl has got some meat back there!

    • C. 

      Guys usually don't say much about your butt, but there's a lot of staring.