Quiz: How Big Is Your Butt?
Find out if you have a load of junk in your trunk or a flat pancake. Just kidding, you will find this quiz interesting I am sure. It will tell you if you have got a big, sexy butt or just a ball size ass. So, let's jump right in.
- 1.Do you knock things over whenever you turn around?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- 2.Is your doorway too big or too small?
- A.
Too small! Sometimes I have someone push me from behind to get through.
- B.
Too big. I easily can get in and out of my doorway with 10 extra inches.
- C.
Just fine. I never have a problem getting in and out. My butt fits right through.
- 3.Be honest: Do you fit on the toilet?
- A.
Yes, I fit just fine. I've never had a problem with that before.
- B.
I do have a problem, because every time I sit down, I fall straight through the bowl.
- C.
I'll be honest, sometimes the seat has problems handling the size of my butt.
- 4.What happens when your boyfriend (if you have one) smacks your bum?
- A.
Nothing. It's very stiff and nothing at all happens there, which can sometimes be embarrassing.
- B.
It can jiggle and wiggle nonstop by itself for up to 15 minutes straight.
- C.
It moves up and down a little for a minute but nothing really happens.
- 5.When you turn to the side, what happens?
- A.
You hear strangers yell: "Watch out! There she blows!"
- B.
People stare in amazement wondering where your butt is.
- C.
You get a few glances from a couple of guys, but that's all.
- 6.When you sit down?
- A.
You make a squish noise because of all your cushion back there.
- B.
I sit down...What's the big deal?
- C.
I slide off the chair.
- 7.Looking in the mirror, you see where your butt should be?
- A.
Two huge watermelons
- B.
A flat board
- C.
A bubble
- 8.You bend over, guys say:
- A.
Where is her ass?
- B.
Damn! That girl has got some meat back there!
- C.
Guys usually don't say much about your butt, but there's a lot of staring.
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