Honey and banana sandwhich.. yum yum
I'm too awesome for breakfast
Whatever i could find - im not fussy
Sneek a look at your neighbours paper.
Scream out HOLY MACROL i've locked my gold fish in the car! and run out.. arms flailing
Luckily for you... you have internet on your phone. You begin googling all the answers
You recieve a fake phone call out your phone. You say "I'll be there right away!" you rip off your shit to reveal a superman outfit underneath and run out of the classroom.
Sream JERONIMO! hurdle over the fence and try to make the biggest splash possible.
Would never ever think of swimming in their pool.. you go back to your math homework
Go for a quick swim...
Invite all your freinds over for a party... get wasted and don't remember a thing.
Kindly inform him that you are not actually in this class.. and are 43 years old.
Apparatus is the answer to everything.
Say "i don't know" and look embaressed