Welcome students, to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry! Before you take your seats at your tables to eat, you must be sorted, to the house that best fits! Will you be Gryffindor, brave and true, or will you be Ravenclaw, kind and smart too! Or will you be Hufflepuff, loyalist of them all, or perhaps Slytherin, where the cunning are called?

So step up to the stool, and do not be afraid, for you are in good hands, although the hat has none....