Wait, golf existed before Tiger Woods?
America's Golf Tournament
Augusta National Invitation Tournament
The Most Awesomest Golf Tournament in all the Land
I remember School House Rock very clearly, and the Shot Heard Round the World was the start of the Revolution...
If a golfer is scratched and handicapped, they probably shouldn't be playing golf!
And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
To kill, you must know your enemy, and in this case my enemy is a varmint. And a varmint will never quit - ever. They're like the Viet Cong - Varmint Cong.
In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
A flute with no holes, is not a flute. A donut with no hole, is a Danish
This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.
Yeah, right. And Grizzly Adams had a beard.
Where are you going with those clubs, punk?
Yeah it is about time. I mean I just couldn't get the ball in the hole. I *wanted* to but I just couldn't do it.
Happy learned how to putt! Uh-oh!
During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his skate and try to stab somebody.
Because the Scots wanted to ensure enough practice shots.
Because there are 18 shots in a bottle of whiskey.
Because the Golf Club St. Andrew's said so.
Because there are 18 months in a year.
Because men wanted an excuse to be away from their wives for a couple of hours.
Sprite and Vodka
Tea and Limoncello
Lemonade and Vodka
Lemonade and Tea
An 80 year old man who was inducted into the World Golf Hall of Fame in 1974
Aren't there only four? Driver, wedge, iron and putter??
Calcified Chicken Eggs