"But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
"Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
Amputate the foot before the infection spreads
Scream for help
Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities
Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads
Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok
Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment
Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate
Lead the boy to safety, Then turn him over to the overseer
None, you wish the vault had a soccer team
Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol
Offer your most prized possession in exchange for the vault resident's life
Ask for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss.
Throw your tea in granny's face.
Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door
Trade a vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.
Go to the armory, retreive a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.
Just walk away and let the old coot rot.
Bullet to the brain
Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent
Prayer, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser
Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions
Steal the comic book at gunpoint
Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk
Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious.
Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.
Put a firecracker in the toilet. Thats sure to cause some chaos
Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills
Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he uses it