Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test Quiz
Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test or G. O. A. T.
- 1.You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
- A.
"But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"
- B.
"Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"
- C.
Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.
- D.
Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.
- 2.While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?
- A.
Amputate the foot before the infection spreads
- B.
Scream for help
- C.
Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities
- D.
Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads
- 3.You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?
- A.
Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok
- B.
Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment
- C.
Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate
- D.
Lead the boy to safety, Then turn him over to the overseer
- 4.Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?
- A.
Pitcher
- B.
Catcher
- C.
Designated Hitter
- D.
None, you wish the vault had a soccer team
- 5.Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do?
- A.
Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol
- B.
Offer your most prized possession in exchange for the vault resident's life
- C.
Ask for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss.
- D.
Throw your tea in granny's face.
- 6.Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?
- A.
Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door
- B.
Trade a vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.
- C.
Go to the armory, retreive a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.
- D.
Just walk away and let the old coot rot.
- 7.Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?
- A.
Bullet to the brain
- B.
Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent
- C.
Prayer, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.
- D.
Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser
- 8.A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. Whats the best way to obtain it?
- A.
Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions
- B.
Steal the comic book at gunpoint
- C.
Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk
- D.
Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious.
- 9.You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....
- A.
Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.
- B.
Put a firecracker in the toilet. Thats sure to cause some chaos
- C.
Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills
- D.
Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he uses it
- 10.Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?
- A.
The Overseer.
- B.
The Overseer.
- C.
The Overseer.
- D.
The Overseer.
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