Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test Quiz

10 Questions | Total Attempts: 149

Aptitude Test Quizzes & Trivia

Generalized Occupational Aptitude Test or G. O. A. T.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    You are approached by a frenzied vault scientist, who yells, "I'm going to put my quantum harmonizer in your photonic resonation chamber!" What's your response?
    • A. 

      "But doctor, wouldn't that cause a parabolic destabilization of the fission singularity?"

    • B. 

      "Yeah? Up yours too, buddy!"

    • C. 

      Say nothing, but grab a nearby pipe and hit the scientist in the head to knock him out. For all you knew, he was planning to blow up the vault.

    • D. 

      Say nothing, but slip away before the scientist can continue his rant.

  • 2. 
    While working as an intern in the clinic, a patient with a strange infection on his foot stumbles through the door. The infection is spreading at an alarming rate, but the doctor has stepped out for a while. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Amputate the foot before the infection spreads

    • B. 

      Scream for help

    • C. 

      Medicate the infected area to the best of your abilities

    • D. 

      Restrain the patient, and merely observe as the infection spreads

  • 3. 
    You discover a young boy lost in the lower levels of the vault. He's hungry and frightened, but also appears to be in possession of stolen property. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Give the boy a hug and tell him everything will be ok

    • B. 

      Confiscate the property by force, and leave him there as punishment

    • C. 

      Pick the boy's pocket to take the stolen property for yourself, and leave the boy to his fate

    • D. 

      Lead the boy to safety, Then turn him over to the overseer

  • 4. 
    Congratulations! You made one of the Vault 101 baseball teams! Which position do you prefer?
    • A. 

      Pitcher

    • B. 

      Catcher

    • C. 

      Designated Hitter

    • D. 

      None, you wish the vault had a soccer team

  • 5. 
    Your Grandmother invites you to tea, but you're surprised when she gives you a pistol and orders you to kill another vault resident. What do you do?
    • A. 

      Obey your elder and kill the vault resident with the pistol

    • B. 

      Offer your most prized possession in exchange for the vault resident's life

    • C. 

      Ask for a minigun instead. After all, you don't want to miss.

    • D. 

      Throw your tea in granny's face.

  • 6. 
    Old Mr. Abernathy has locked himself in his quarters again, and you've been ordered to get him out. How do you proceed?
    • A. 

      Use a bobby pin to pick the lock on the door

    • B. 

      Trade a vault hoodlum for his cherry bomb and blow open the lock.

    • C. 

      Go to the armory, retreive a laser pistol, and blow the lock off.

    • D. 

      Just walk away and let the old coot rot.

  • 7. 
    Oh no! You've been exposed to radiation, and a mutated hand has grown out of your stomach! What's the best course of treatment?
    • A. 

      Bullet to the brain

    • B. 

      Large Doses of anti-mutagen agent

    • C. 

      Prayer, Maybe God will spare you in exchange for a life of pious devotion.

    • D. 

      Removal of the mutated tissue with a precision laser

  • 8. 
    A fellow Vault 101 resident is in possession of a Grognak the Barbarian comic book, issue number 1. You want it. Whats the best way to obtain it?
    • A. 

      Trade the comic book for one of your own valuable possessions

    • B. 

      Steal the comic book at gunpoint

    • C. 

      Sneak into the resident's quarters, and steal the comic book from his desk

    • D. 

      Slip some knock out drops into the resident's Nuka Cola, and take the comic book when he's unconscious.

  • 9. 
    You decide it would be fun to play a prank on your father. You enter his private restroom when no one is looking, and....
    • A. 

      Loosen some bolts on some pipes. When the sink is turned on, the room will flood.

    • B. 

      Put a firecracker in the toilet. Thats sure to cause some chaos

    • C. 

      Break into the locked medicine cabinet and replace his high blood pressure medication with sugar pills

    • D. 

      Manipulate the power wattage on his razor, so he'll get an electric shock next time he uses it

  • 10. 
    Who is indisputably the most important person in Vault 101: He who shelters us from the harshness of the atomic wasteland, and to whom we owe everything we have, including our lives?
    • A. 

      The Overseer.

    • B. 

      The Overseer.

    • C. 

      The Overseer.

    • D. 

      The Overseer.