The Fizz Quiz
In this quiz, your stupidity level will be tested in a series of extremely difficult questions.
- 1.
How many months have 28 days?
- A.
1
- B.
2
- C.
9
- D.
12
- E.
8
Correct Answer
D. 12Explanation
all months have atleast 28 days, so its 12Rate this question:
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- 2.
If you pass the runner in 3rd place, what place are you now?
Correct Answer
Explanation
if you pass the 3rd place runner, then he becomes 4th and you move into third.Rate this question:
- 3.
How much dirt is in a hole 2x2x2 feet?
Correct Answer
noneExplanation
if its a hole, you took out all the dirt, so the answer is noneRate this question:
- 4.
Why are u so stupid?
Correct Answer
im notExplanation
"im not" would be the answer if you really weren't stupid, stupidRate this question:
- 5.
What bill is theodore roosevelt on?
- A.
$1
- B.
$2
- C.
$5
- D.
$50
- E.
$500
Correct Answer
E. $500Explanation
hmm, since roosevelt isnt on any money, and $500 bill doesn't exist, then 500 is the most appropritate answer.Rate this question:
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- 6.
Which way does the water go in australia
Correct Answer
downExplanation
down, hmm not upRate this question:
- 7.
Do they have a fourth of july in England?
- A.
No
- B.
Yes
- C.
I dont know
- D.
SKIP
- E.
Gabe is stupid
Correct Answer
B. YesExplanation
yea they dont skip over july 4thRate this question:
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- 8.
Which is more massive, a pound of rocks on earth, or a pound of feathers on Jupiter
- A.
They are the same mass
- B.
Jupiter
- C.
Earth
- D.
Ummmm
- E.
Errrrr
Correct Answer
B. JupiterExplanation
pounds is a measure of the attraction of gravity. Jupiter is more massive so it has more gravity, so it attracts the heavier mass in just one poundRate this question:
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- 9.
A garbage man charges $60 to remove 1 ton of metal away, he charges $50 dollars to take away 1 ton of wood, what is wrong with that?
- A.
Its a ton either way
- B.
Metal is heavier
- C.
This is a stupid question since metal is harder to dispose of than wood , therefore metal should cost more
Correct Answer
C. This is a stupid question since metal is harder to dispose of than wood , therefore metal should cost more -
- 10.
Which weighs more a pound of feathers in the grand canyon, or a pound of rocks on mount everest?
- A.
The feathers
- B.
The rocks
- C.
They are the same
- D.
Mmmm feathers (drool)
- E.
Ummm
Correct Answer
A. The feathersExplanation
the feathers since it is closer to the center of earth, therefore gravity is moreRate this question:
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- 11.
Which is more massive, a kilogram of chocolate on Jupiter, or a kilogram of chocolate on earth
- A.
Same
- B.
Jupiter
- C.
Earth
Correct Answer
A. SameExplanation
mass is constant, no matter where you are. it is different from weight, mass is the amount of matter in an object, silly, so they are the sameRate this question:
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