Trivia Quiz On The Book Of Genesis!

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Book Of Genesis Quizzes & Trivia

The Book of Genesis means origin or beginning. The story revolves around the Fall of Adam and Eve and the introduction of sin into this world. In Genesis Chapter. The teaching of creation, imputation of sin, wrath, grace, sovereignty, responsibility, and many more are addressed. This quiz has been developed for students to better understand the meaning of God and its creation as well as test their knowledge. So, let's try out the quiz. All the best!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What was left in the Ark after the Great Flood Subsided?
    • A. 

      Empty beer bottles

    • B. 

      Elvis

    • C. 

      Tons O'Poop

  • 2. 
    What was the second-greatest invention of all time?
    • A. 

      The Shopping Network

    • B. 

      The wheel

    • C. 

      The Inflatable companion

  • 3. 
    When did Adam smile for the first time?
    • A. 

      When he initally saw Eve

    • B. 

      After he released his pungent prisoners

    • C. 

      When he won the trifecta

  • 4. 
    What brought about the Dark Ages?
    • A. 

      The invasion of the Barbarians

    • B. 

      The Sun blowing up

    • C. 

      Credit cards being outlawed

  • 5. 
    What did Eve say when Adam showed her his artwork?
    • A. 

      They're beautiful, let's send one to my mother

    • B. 

      What's that smell?

    • C. 

      You're an inbecile!

  • 6. 
    What caused the Stone age?
    • A. 

      A large boulder

    • B. 

      The unionizing of all marble cutters

    • C. 

      Brothers marrying sisters

  • 7. 
    Why were Adam and Eve thrown out of the Garden of Eden?
    • A. 

      They owed four months' back rent

    • B. 

      They kept the neighbors up with wild parties

    • C. 

      Adam missed numerous meetings with the Almighty

  • 8. 
    What hit Adam in the back of his head while leaving the Garden of Eden?
    • A. 

      Custard cream pie

    • B. 

      A honda civic

    • C. 

      A poo-apple

  • 9. 
    What did Fabio do after the Ark was completely unloaded?
    • A. 

      Become a hairstylist

    • B. 

      Took a vacation to England and saw a few shows

    • C. 

      Assisted Noah's daughters-in-law get over their loneliness (wink, wink)

  • 10. 
    Adam, being extremely horny, threw what at Eve?
    • A. 

      Keys to a Mercedes

    • B. 

      A shovel-load of caca

    • C. 

      A dozen roses

  • 11. 
    What was the greatest invention of all time?
    • A. 

      Barbequed ribs

    • B. 

      The toilet

    • C. 

      Hemorrhoid cream

  • 12. 
    What are the titles of Adam's manuscripts?
    • A. 

      Living the Dream & Embracing Yourself

    • B. 

      My First Smile & The Stink of Happiness

    • C. 

      Learn to Say No & Tomorrow You Die

  • 13. 
    In the Beginning there was no...
    • A. 

      Trees

    • B. 

      Poo

    • C. 

      Insects

  • 14. 
    Why did God create Poopie?
    • A. 

      To fertilize the broccoli fields

    • B. 

      So monkeys could throw it at zoo visitors

    • C. 

      So Adam wouldn't explode

  • 15. 
    What happened when Adam discharged for the first time?
    • A. 

      Oxygen masks dropped from the ceiling

    • B. 

      All creatures stampeded upwind of him

    • C. 

      It caused a nationwide orange alert

  • 16. 
    How did Adam piss off God?
    • A. 

      He cheated at parcheesi

    • B. 

      He joined the Unitarian Church

    • C. 

      He missed numerous meetings with Him

  • 17. 
    Rudolph-The-Red-Nosed-Reindeer upset Santa by...
    • A. 

      Doing a number two in flight

    • B. 

      Having a thing going on with Mrs. Claus

    • C. 

      Deciding to vacation in Florida during Christmas

  • 18. 
    Adam used his personal brownies to...
    • A. 

      Build a home

    • B. 

      Create art

    • C. 

      Throw at passing buses

  • 19. 
    How did Romeo annoy Juliet?
    • A. 

      He wore her new silk undees

    • B. 

      Tried to talk her into a three-some with her sister

    • C. 

      Not lighting a match after dropping the kids off at the pool

  • 20. 
    What did Eve swear she would never do again with Adam?
    • A. 

      Line dance

    • B. 

      Play jeopardy

    • C. 

      Have sex

  • 21. 
    What did Adam and Eves' kids lean about the Tyrannosaur?
    • A. 

      That a poo-spear would not hurt him

    • B. 

      It was hard to ride after a few cocktails

    • C. 

      It had a tendency to be late for meetings

  • 22. 
    Why was Mr. Hyde angry with Dr. Jekyll?
    • A. 

      He forgot to take out the garbage

    • B. 

      He ate hot peppers which left a deadly mist in the bathroom

    • C. 

      He brought home a guest without calling first

  • 23. 
    Why was Dracula Depressed?
    • A. 

      He got a cavity in his fang

    • B. 

      He couldn't find his cape

    • C. 

      He missed dropping a few dookies

  • 24. 
    What was the outcome of Adam's children marrying each other?
    • A. 

      No one had to change their last name

    • B. 

      They produced Twinkies

    • C. 

      They never moved out of mom and dad's home

  • 25. 
    What was a practical use for colon-dogs?
    • A. 

      A lunch hor d'oeuve

    • B. 

      Dye for women's hair

    • C. 

      Protection against burglars

  • 26. 
    Adam will be remembered as...
    • A. 

      The first man on Earth

    • B. 

      The first man who nearly exploded

    • C. 

      The first man who nearly exploded but was saved by the quick exit of rump-muffins

  • 27. 
    How did Little Red Riding Hood escape the Wolf?
    • A. 

      Filing her draws with an incredible smelly

    • B. 

      Grabbing a taxi out of town

    • C. 

      Joined the N.R.A. (National Rifle Association) and now has the wolf's head mounted on grandma's wall

  • 28. 
    Why was the Mayor of Lilliput so upset?
    • A. 

      He lost his reelection bid

    • B. 

      Gulliver took a dump outside his office

    • C. 

      His secretary/mistress used his credit card to buy yet another mink coat

  • 29. 
    The Poopston University Diploma can be only used for..
    • A. 

      Toilet paper

    • B. 

      A gag gift or a joke to show others

    • C. 

      All the above

  • 30. 
    Montezuma suffered from excess bottom leakage.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 31. 
    Eve had an affair with Adam's brother Lou.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 32. 
    Adam used Eve's toes to plug the leaks in the Ark.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 33. 
    Dung was first used as fertilizer by the Columbian drug cartel.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 34. 
    Prince Charming refused to kiss Sleeping Beauty because his significant other, Bruce, would leave him.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 35. 
    One of the Agonauts used the Golden Fleece as Toilet paper.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 36. 
    Seymour Grieff of Kansas City, Kansas is considered the first gigolo.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 37. 
    Eve encourged Adam with his new scented hobby.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 38. 
    The Great Flood lasted for 5 days in June.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 39. 
    Eve eventually moved into her own cave.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 40. 
    Philip A. Donicker's father worked as a street mime.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 41. 
    Adam and Eve, on speculation, sold their property in the Garden of Eden to a real estate developer.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 42. 
    After the animals departed, the Ark was remodeled into a first rate floating casino.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 43. 
    The Romans used sheep as toilet paper.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 44. 
    The Dark Ages were the reason why Edison invented the light bulb.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 45. 
    Man's utter fascination with poo started with Adam's first discharge.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 46. 
    When Adam died Eve insisted that all his art be buried with him.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False