A) Wake up at 6:00 AM and sing merrily in the shower
B) B) A five mile jog and rigorous set of exercises.
C) Hit the snooze alarm for the tenth time in as many minutes.
D) Plot the downfall of western civilization.
A) Excellent management potential.
B) Ability to focus on the task at hand.
C) Looking busy whenever the boss walks by.
D) How to explain your master plan in under sixty seconds.
A) A policeman
B) A doctor
C) A ballerina
D) Supreme dark overlord of all mankind
A) A big lovable dog.
B) A bird of some sort.
C) An iguana.
D) A furry cat that you stroke constantly.
A) Sports activities in the great outdoors.
B) Watching television.
C) Hanging out with friends.
D) Constructing doomsday devices in your basement.
A) Christian, Jewish, Muslim
B) Pantheistic: Buddhist, Hindu, Pagan
C) Atheist or Agnostic
D) I don't have a religion
A) A fiery building from which you cannot escape.
B) Monsters that tear you limb from limb.
C) Your ex-wife demanding alimony payments.
D) Unicorns, rainbows, and puppy dogs with big eyes.
A) Crime, drugs, and gangs.
B) Corporations run amok.
C) Nuclear war.
A) Feel the divine light surround your spiritual aura.
B) Bewildered confusion.
C) Chuckle at their superstitious beliefs.
D) Runaway while screaming: "It burns! It burns!"
A) Vow to someday rebuild society.
B) Double over in grief and wait for a painful death.
C) Try to remember the plot to "The Road Warrior."
D) Congratulate yourself on a job well done.