E-peen Calculator
Find out how big your E-Peen is!
- 1.How many "Gaming capable" computers do you own?
- A.
1
- B.
2-3
- C.
3+
- 2.How many characters have you leveled to the cap in MMO's?
- A.
1
- B.
2-4
- C.
4+
- 3.Do you talk in 1337?
- A.
Yes
- B.
What is that?
- C.
Sometimes.
- D.
Never.
- 4.How many forum posts have you made in your life?
- A.
- B.
10,000-100,00
- C.
>100,000
- 5.If some one says "Inc 3 lvl 4x mobs linked, boss first then adds, watch 4 stun."What are they saying?
- A.
There are four level three monsters that are incoming. Kill the boss then more will come. Watch for the bosses stun move.
- B.
There are 3 lvl 40 something monster incoming. The ones that I just posted a link to their info page. Kill the boss first, then the others with it. Watch for its stun move.
- C.
Incorporate three level 4 "x" mobsters when the boss comes first, watch for adds that stun.
- D.
There are three level 40 something monsters that are linked together in an encounter. Fight and Kill the boss first, then kill off the other monsters in the encounter. Watch for the Stun move.
- E.
I don't know, talk freaking English!
- 6.How many MMO betas have you played in your lifetime?
- A.
1-5
- B.
6-10
- C.
10+
- 7.Have you ever attended an in-game event?
- A.
No.
- B.
Yeah a few.
- C.
I put them on all the time!
- D.
I've been to dozens!
- E.
Their dumb.
- 8.If I gave you a break of 5 mins, what could you accoplish in that amount of time?
- A.
Get a drink.
- B.
Get a drink and warm up a hot pocket.
- C.
Get a drink, warm up a hot pocket, and use the restroom.
- D.
Get a drink, warm up a hot pocket, use the restroom, do my laundry, feed the dog, let the dog outside, take the garbage out, program the dvr to record my show, and be back in time to sit/stand repeatedly on people who are still AFK.
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