Go to your Control Panel and click System
Go to Start/Programs/Accessories/System Tools and click 'SGU'.
Click Start/Run and enter 'msconfig'
Scream at your computer and threaten to get a hammer if it doesn't open what you want.
Go to Control Panel/System/ General Tab
Click Start/Run and enter 'sysram'
Click Start/Programs/Accessories/System Tools/System Information
Right Click on the desktop and and click 'Properties'
None of the above.