J. D. Salinger
The Copper Kettle
The Castle Tea Rooms
Bean & Gone
The Elephant House
Emma by Jane Austen
Jane Eyre by Charlotte Bronte
Love's Labour's Lost by William Shakespeare
Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen
Jude the Obscure by Thomas Hardy
The Neverending Story by Michael Ende
The Silver Chair by C.S. Lewis
The Princess Bride by William Goldman
Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett
Men at Arms by Terry Pratchett
Courted ladies with no intention of marrying them.
Gone out drinking till the wee small hours.
Lied to get out of a social engagement.
Outstayed your welcome.
Stolen someone else's idea and passed it off as your own.
Less Than Zero
The Rules of Attraction