Do You Question Your Inner Blackness

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Do You Question Your Inner Blackness

Complete this quiz to be evaluated to see how black you are.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Occupation:Check off all the ones that apply to you to see how black you are.
    • A. 

      Do you have work at McDonald’s? If so, you just might be black.

    • B. 

      Can you get a job at McDonald’s? If so, you just might be black.

    • C. 

      Can you get a job period? If not, you just might be black.

    • D. 

      Do you wish you worked at Footlockers? If so, you just might be black.

    • E. 

      Do you wish you owned Footlockers? If so, you just might be black.

  • 2. 
    School:Check off all the ones that apply to you to see how black you are.
    • A. 

      Do you hate school and think it’s a waste of time and energy? If so, you just might be black.

    • B. 

      Do you often skip classes? If so, you just might be black.

    • C. 

      Do you even know what the inside of a classroom looks like? If not, you just might be black.

    • D. 

      Do you have an overall average of 50? If so, you just might be black.

    • E. 

      Are you happy when you receive a mark of 50? If so, you just might be black.

    • F. 

      Do you consider a 60 an A? If so you just might be black.

    • G. 

      Are you pissed when someone is disappointed with a mark of 80? If so you just might be black.

    • H. 

      Do you take shit away from others? If so you just might be black.

    • I. 

      Does the teacher take away your shit? If so you just might be black.

    • J. 

      If you weren’t afraid of consequences would you throw your desk at the teacher? If so you just might be black.

    • K. 

      Do you hang out in the hall next to the cafeteria? If so you just might be black.

  • 3. 
    Food:Check off all the ones that apply to you to see how black you are.
    • A. 

      Do you like corn beef? If so you just might be black.

    • B. 

      Do you refer to grape soda as purple drank? If so you just might be black.

    • C. 

      Do you act as if purple drank is the best shit even if it’s not necessarily your favorite drink? If so you just might be black.

    • D. 

      Do you love watermelon? If so you just might be black.

    • E. 

      Do you enjoy corn and fried chicken? If so you just might be black.

    • F. 

      Do you often buy lunch at Popeye’s or KFC? If so you just might be black.

    • G. 

      Would you hold your birthday party at KFC? If so you just might be black.

  • 4. 
    Swagger:Check off all the ones that apply to you to see how black you are.
    • A. 

      Do you where your hat in different positions at awkward angles? If so you just might be black.

    • B. 

      Do you not care to question why your hat doesn’t fall off your head because of these awkward angles? If so you just might be black.

    • C. 

      Do you wear your pants at a ridiculous level below your waist? If so you just might be black.

    • D. 

      Are white people astonished to see your pants defy gravity? If so you just might be black.

    • E. 

      Do you wear earrings? If so you just might be black.

    • F. 

      Do you wear excessive jewelry? If so you just might be black.

    • G. 

      Do you have to wear shades to look at your watch? If so you just might be black.

    • H. 

      Do you try to be cool and refer to your braces as a grill? If so you just might be black.

    • I. 

      If you had a grill on would you try to cook some fried chicken on your teeth? If so you just might be black.

    • J. 

      Do you lose your mind when you find a scuff on your kicks? If so you just might be black.

    • K. 

      Do you worry about how your hair looks even when you barely have any hair? If so you just might be black.

    • L. 

      Do you shape your line up from time to time? If so you just might be black.

    • M. 

      Do you think about shaping your line up from time to time? If so you just might be black.

    • N. 

      Do you often shave designs on your head? If so you just might be black.

    • O. 

      Do you slash your eyebrows? If so you just might be black.

    • P. 

      If you do have hair, is it nappy? If so you just might be black.

    • Q. 

      If you do have hair do you braid, cornrow, or dread it like a rasta? If so, you just might be black.

    • R. 

      Do you restrain from laughing at white people for wearing skinny jeans now that yo’ niggaz started jerkin? If so you just might be black.

    • S. 

      Did you try on a pair of skinny jeans and realized your nuts don’t fit?

    • T. 

      Do prefer to wear baggy clothing? If so you just might be black.

    • U. 

      * Were you that kid that wore a full out sweater, thick denims, and a winter hat, while other people are wearing a simple t-shirt on what seems to be a ‘cold day’? If so you just might be black. * Were you that kid that wore a full out sweater, thick denims, and a winter hat, while other people are wearing a simple t-shirt on what seems to be a ‘cold day’? If so you just might be black. Did you where a full out sweater, thick denims, and a winter hat while others were just wearing a shirt on what seems to be a 'cold day'? If so, you just might be black.

  • 5. 
    Slang:Check off all the ones that apply to you to see how black you are.
    • A. 

      Do you use the ‘N’ word in every other sentence you say? If so you just might be black, or a racist motherfucker.

    • B. 

      Do you refer to yo’ boyz with the ‘N’ word regardless of what color their skin is? If so you just might be black.

    • C. 

      Do you snap at white people for using the ‘N’ word even though you use it? If so you just might be black.

    • D. 

      Do you dare your white friends to say the ‘N’ word? If so you just might be black.

    • E. 

      Do you refer your peers as ‘dawgs’? If so you just might be black.

    • F. 

      Do you pronounce certain words that end in ‘ER’ with an ’A’ such as paper to papa, or brother to brotha? If so you just might be black.

    • G. 

      Are white people having difficulties understanding what you’re saying and often try to relate to what you are saying? If so you just might be black?

    • H. 

      Do you make up random words to describe how you’re feeling, like ‘cheesed?’ If so you just might be black.

    • I. 

      Do you make up words in general thinking you’ll come up with something original? If so you just might be black?

  • 6. 
    Income:Check off all the ones that apply to you to see how black you are.
    • A. 

      Do you want money? You just might be black.

    • B. 

      Do you need money? You just might be black.

    • C. 

      Do you brag about having money you don’t have? You just might be black.

    • D. 

      With you and your friends put together would you still not have enough money to buy a small-sized pizza? If so you just might be black.

    • E. 

      Do you refer to money as dough or paper? If so, you just might be black.

  • 7. 
    Family & Others:Check off all the ones that apply to you to see how black you are.
    • A. 

      Do your parents beat you, then turn around and call it discipline? If so you just might be black.

    • B. 

      Do you know an Uncle Tom? If so you just might be black.

    • C. 

      Do you intimidate white people? If so you just might be black.

    • D. 

      Do you try intimidating black people? If so you just might be black.

    • E. 

      Do you often call others dumb or stupid? If so you just might be black.

    • F. 

      Do you feel niggaz are testing your blackness when they stare at you uncomfortably for no apparent reason? If so you just might be black.

    • G. 

      Are you afraid that if you stare at a nigga to hard a fight will brake out? If so you just might be black.

    • H. 

      Do you have that one song on your IPod that might get you shot by your friends? If so you just might be black.

    • I. 

      Do you get shot at regularly? If so, you just might be black.

    • J. 

      Do you have pictures of a rapper, or an athlete on the walls of your room or as a profile pic on Facebook? If so you just might be black.

    • K. 

      Do you prefer to hang in large groups to scare away other black people that pose a threat to your blackness? If so you just might be black.

  • 8. 
    Women:Check off all the ones that apply to you to see how black you are.
    • A. 

      Do you refer to woman as bitches or hoes? If so you just might be black.

    • B. 

      Are you afraid that the only way you’ll get in bed with a girl is only if you paid her? If so you just might be black.

    • C. 

      If you’re a female, do you have a big ass? If so, you just might be black.

    • D. 

      If you’re a female, do you have big breast? If so, you just might be black.

    • E. 

      If you’re a female, do you bitch more then the average female on her period? If so you just might be black.

    • F. 

      Do you love white girls but be to pussy to admit it? If so you just might be black.

    • G. 

      Do you think this quote is funny? “I don’t hit women, but I won’t hesitate to slap a bitch!” If so you just might be black, or a pimp.

  • 9. 
    Numbers:Check off all the ones that apply to you to see how black you are.
    • A. 

      Are you bad at math? If so you just might be black.

    • B. 

      Do you think that’s ironic since all you do on your spare time is count money? If so you just might be black.

    • C. 

      If yo’ rims were 80 inches would you still be unsatisfied? If so you just might be black.

    • D. 

      Do you where more then one chain often longer then 24 inches? If so you just might be black.

    • E. 

      Do you brag about your dick being longer then 10 inches just because you think you have a title to uphold? If so you just might be black.

  • 10. 
    Music:Check off all the ones that apply to you to see how black you are.
    • A. 

      Do you listen to hip hop, reggae and/or rap music. If so you just might be black.

    • B. 

      Do you fantasize of becoming a rapper? If so you just might be black.

    • C. 

      Does your rapper name have ‘Yung’ in it? If so you just might be black.

    • D. 

      Do you support gun violence, drugs, or gangs in your rap lyrics? If so you just might be black.

    • E. 

      Do you dance well? If so you just might be black.

  • 11. 
    Extras: Check off all the ones that apply to you to see how black you are.
    • A. 

      Do you brag about being a star-baller even though you suck on court? If so you just might be black.

    • B. 

      Do you think weed is a gift from God? If so you just might be black.

    • C. 

      Do you have a lot of attitude? If so you just might be black.

    • D. 

      Do you kiss your teeth when your fed up with something? If so you just might be black.

    • E. 

      Do you think Dave Chapelle is fucking hilarious? If so you just might be black.

    • F. 

      Is you favorite television program BET?

    • G. 

      Is your first car going to be a hatchback, Honda civic, an Acura, or some ghetto class vehicle that you’ll probably try to trick out with oversized rims? If so, you just might be black.

  • 12. 
    Bonus:Check off all the ones that apply to you to see how black you are.
    • A. 

      Do you think black jokes are funny? If so you just might be black.

    • B. 

      Do you like being a stereotype? If so you just might be black.

    • C. 

      Do you think black stereotypes are funny but won’t admit it around white people? If so you just might be black.

    • D. 

      Do you have a stereotypical black name like Tyrone, Shaniqua, or Tyreese? If so you just might be black.

    • E. 

      Do you go by a different alias on Facebook, or Myspace such as ‘Bodman Killa,' 'Ill Will,’ ‘MilkandCookies,’ or ‘JB Swaggz’? If so you just might be black.

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