Do You Question Your Inner Blackness

Do you have work at McDonald’s? If so, you just might be black.

Can you get a job at McDonald’s? If so, you just might be black.

Can you get a job period? If not, you just might be black.

Do you wish you worked at Footlockers? If so, you just might be black.

Do you wish you owned Footlockers? If so, you just might be black.

Do you hate school and think it’s a waste of time and energy? If so, you just might be black.

Do you often skip classes? If so, you just might be black.

Do you even know what the inside of a classroom looks like? If not, you just might be black.

Do you have an overall average of 50? If so, you just might be black.

Are you happy when you receive a mark of 50? If so, you just might be black.

Do you consider a 60 an A? If so you just might be black.

Are you pissed when someone is disappointed with a mark of 80? If so you just might be black.

Do you take shit away from others? If so you just might be black.

Does the teacher take away your shit? If so you just might be black.

If you weren’t afraid of consequences would you throw your desk at the teacher? If so you just might be black.

Do you hang out in the hall next to the cafeteria? If so you just might be black.

Do you like corn beef? If so you just might be black.

Do you refer to grape soda as purple drank? If so you just might be black.

Do you act as if purple drank is the best shit even if it’s not necessarily your favorite drink? If so you just might be black.

Do you love watermelon? If so you just might be black.

Do you enjoy corn and fried chicken? If so you just might be black.

Do you often buy lunch at Popeye’s or KFC? If so you just might be black.

Would you hold your birthday party at KFC? If so you just might be black.

Do you where your hat in different positions at awkward angles? If so you just might be black.

Do you not care to question why your hat doesn’t fall off your head because of these awkward angles? If so you just might be black.

Do you wear your pants at a ridiculous level below your waist? If so you just might be black.

Are white people astonished to see your pants defy gravity? If so you just might be black.

Do you wear earrings? If so you just might be black.

Do you wear excessive jewelry? If so you just might be black.

Do you have to wear shades to look at your watch? If so you just might be black.

Do you try to be cool and refer to your braces as a grill? If so you just might be black.

If you had a grill on would you try to cook some fried chicken on your teeth? If so you just might be black.

Do you lose your mind when you find a scuff on your kicks? If so you just might be black.

Do you worry about how your hair looks even when you barely have any hair? If so you just might be black.

Do you shape your line up from time to time? If so you just might be black.

Do you think about shaping your line up from time to time? If so you just might be black.

Do you often shave designs on your head? If so you just might be black.

Do you slash your eyebrows? If so you just might be black.

If you do have hair, is it nappy? If so you just might be black.

If you do have hair do you braid, cornrow, or dread it like a rasta? If so, you just might be black.

Do you restrain from laughing at white people for wearing skinny jeans now that yo’ niggaz started jerkin? If so you just might be black.

Did you try on a pair of skinny jeans and realized your nuts don’t fit?

Do prefer to wear baggy clothing? If so you just might be black.

* Were you that kid that wore a full out sweater, thick denims, and a winter hat, while other people are wearing a simple t-shirt on what seems to be a ‘cold day’? If so you just might be black. * Were you that kid that wore a full out sweater, thick denims, and a winter hat, while other people are wearing a simple t-shirt on what seems to be a ‘cold day’? If so you just might be black. Did you where a full out sweater, thick denims, and a winter hat while others were just wearing a shirt on what seems to be a 'cold day'? If so, you just might be black.

Do you use the ‘N’ word in every other sentence you say? If so you just might be black, or a racist motherfucker.

Do you refer to yo’ boyz with the ‘N’ word regardless of what color their skin is? If so you just might be black.

Do you snap at white people for using the ‘N’ word even though you use it? If so you just might be black.

Do you dare your white friends to say the ‘N’ word? If so you just might be black.

Do you refer your peers as ‘dawgs’? If so you just might be black.

Do you pronounce certain words that end in ‘ER’ with an ’A’ such as paper to papa, or brother to brotha? If so you just might be black.

Are white people having difficulties understanding what you’re saying and often try to relate to what you are saying? If so you just might be black?

Do you make up random words to describe how you’re feeling, like ‘cheesed?’ If so you just might be black.

Do you make up words in general thinking you’ll come up with something original? If so you just might be black?

Do you want money? You just might be black.

Do you need money? You just might be black.

Do you brag about having money you don’t have? You just might be black.

With you and your friends put together would you still not have enough money to buy a small-sized pizza? If so you just might be black.

Do you refer to money as dough or paper? If so, you just might be black.

Do your parents beat you, then turn around and call it discipline? If so you just might be black.

Do you know an Uncle Tom? If so you just might be black.

Do you intimidate white people? If so you just might be black.

Do you try intimidating black people? If so you just might be black.

Do you often call others dumb or stupid? If so you just might be black.

Do you feel niggaz are testing your blackness when they stare at you uncomfortably for no apparent reason? If so you just might be black.

Are you afraid that if you stare at a nigga to hard a fight will brake out? If so you just might be black.

Do you have that one song on your IPod that might get you shot by your friends? If so you just might be black.

Do you get shot at regularly? If so, you just might be black.

Do you have pictures of a rapper, or an athlete on the walls of your room or as a profile pic on Facebook? If so you just might be black.

Do you prefer to hang in large groups to scare away other black people that pose a threat to your blackness? If so you just might be black.

Do you refer to woman as bitches or hoes? If so you just might be black.

Are you afraid that the only way you’ll get in bed with a girl is only if you paid her? If so you just might be black.

If you’re a female, do you have a big ass? If so, you just might be black.

If you’re a female, do you have big breast? If so, you just might be black.

If you’re a female, do you bitch more then the average female on her period? If so you just might be black.

Do you love white girls but be to pussy to admit it? If so you just might be black.

Do you think this quote is funny? “I don’t hit women, but I won’t hesitate to slap a bitch!” If so you just might be black, or a pimp.

Are you bad at math? If so you just might be black.

Do you think that’s ironic since all you do on your spare time is count money? If so you just might be black.

If yo’ rims were 80 inches would you still be unsatisfied? If so you just might be black.

Do you where more then one chain often longer then 24 inches? If so you just might be black.

Do you brag about your dick being longer then 10 inches just because you think you have a title to uphold? If so you just might be black.

Do you listen to hip hop, reggae and/or rap music. If so you just might be black.

Do you fantasize of becoming a rapper? If so you just might be black.

Does your rapper name have ‘Yung’ in it? If so you just might be black.

Do you support gun violence, drugs, or gangs in your rap lyrics? If so you just might be black.

Do you dance well? If so you just might be black.

Do you brag about being a star-baller even though you suck on court? If so you just might be black.

Do you think weed is a gift from God? If so you just might be black.

Do you have a lot of attitude? If so you just might be black.

Do you kiss your teeth when your fed up with something? If so you just might be black.

Do you think Dave Chapelle is fucking hilarious? If so you just might be black.

Is you favorite television program BET?

Is your first car going to be a hatchback, Honda civic, an Acura, or some ghetto class vehicle that you’ll probably try to trick out with oversized rims? If so, you just might be black.

Do you think black jokes are funny? If so you just might be black.

Do you like being a stereotype? If so you just might be black.

Do you think black stereotypes are funny but won’t admit it around white people? If so you just might be black.

Do you have a stereotypical black name like Tyrone, Shaniqua, or Tyreese? If so you just might be black.

Do you go by a different alias on Facebook, or Myspace such as ‘Bodman Killa,' 'Ill Will,’ ‘MilkandCookies,’ or ‘JB Swaggz’? If so you just might be black.