Like to shake your ass a lot
Remove articles of clothing without even noticing you're doing so
Strawberries and whipped cream
Peanuts found in the chair cushions
Flannel PJ's and a shirt
A dirty man thong
Get by on my looks
Internet scams or ebay
Find it in my underwear the next morning
Her names like Jessica...no, wait...Janet...no that can't be it
His names like Juan...no, wait...Jorge...no that can't be it
The dog licking your face
The toilet bowl
Something that sounds foreigner, maybe an Italian touch.
Something that sounds manly, it's okay if it's a common name.
Something that sounds charming as a prince would have.
Lorenzo, Leonardo, Alessandro, Giovanni...
Michael, Rob, Daniel, Hunter...
Joey, Jamie, Ken, Alexander...
Emilio, Jassie, Cassidy, Miles...