Dbt Lyrics Quiz

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Dbt Lyrics Quiz

A silly quiz to test your general knowledge of Drive-By Truckers lyrics.


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  • 1. 
    What condiment complements the baloney sandwich?
    • A. 

      Mustard

    • B. 

      Ketchup

    • C. 

      Mayonnaise

    • D. 

      Horseradish

  • 2. 
    What is Harold's drug of choice?
    • A. 

      Dilaudid

    • B. 

      Valium

    • C. 

      Crystal Meth

    • D. 

      Cocaine

    • E. 

      All of the above

  • 3. 
    Why does Daddy need his medicine?
    • A. 

      To keep his hands off Mama's ass

    • B. 

      To keep his hands off Mama's throat

    • C. 

      To keep his hands off his neighbor's throat

    • D. 

      To keep his hands off his shrink

  • 4. 
    What tends to change the way a country boy thinks?
    • A. 

      The way the steam rises off dog shit on the sidewalk

    • B. 

      The way the steam rises off sticky buns

    • C. 

      The way the steam rises off a man's insides on the sidewalk

    • D. 

      The way the steam rises off a man's backside on the sidewalk

  • 5. 
    In addition to bands and songs, what does the Living Bubba have to help him along?
    • A. 

      Liquor

    • B. 

      Beer

    • C. 

      Nicotine

    • D. 

      None of the above

    • E. 

      All of the above

  • 6. 
    What does the radio preacher not advise Stacy to stop?
    • A. 

      Dope smoking

    • B. 

      Consummation

    • C. 

      Masturbation

    • D. 

      Fornication

  • 7. 
    What is EZ Dan's cologne of choice?
    • A. 

      Brut from Faberge'

    • B. 

      Old Spice

    • C. 

      Canoe

    • D. 

      Aqua Velva

  • 8. 
    How many rocky acres did Uncle Frank buy when he got back home from overseas?
    • A. 

      Sixteen

    • B. 

      Seventeen

    • C. 

      Thirteen

    • D. 

      Fifteen

  • 9. 
    How much did the punk rockers pay to be shat upon?
    • A. 

      $12

    • B. 

      $10

    • C. 

      $15

    • D. 

      $11

  • 10. 
    Where did the clouds start forming at five o'clock pm?
    • A. 

      Five miles north of Rogersville

    • B. 

      Five miles north of Russellville

    • C. 

      Five miles north of Buttholeville

    • D. 

      Five miles north of Huntsville

  • 11. 
    How much money was in the purse that Stanley could not save?
    • A. 

      $15

    • B. 

      $16

    • C. 

      $13

    • D. 

      $12

  • 12. 
    Where did the band not find friends?
    • A. 

      In the swamp

    • B. 

      On the ground

    • C. 

      In the trees

    • D. 

      In the air

  • 13. 
    Great Great GrandDad had a hole in his...
    • A. 

      Head

    • B. 

      Throat

    • C. 

      Side

    • D. 

      Boat

  • 14. 
    The protagonist of Plastic Flowers was doing community service for whom?
    • A. 

      City

    • B. 

      Sheriff

    • C. 

      County

    • D. 

      Parole Officer

  • 15. 
    What is the only thing Road Cases are good for?
    • A. 

      Protect our asses

    • B. 

      Protect our amps

    • C. 

      Protect our guitars

    • D. 

      Pay off that big cocaine dealer

  • 16. 
    Morning is to a bitch with open arms as night is to...
    • A. 

      A girl who's gone too far

    • B. 

      A girl who's too far gone

    • C. 

      A girl who's sweet

    • D. 

      A girl who's hard to beat

  • 17. 
    Where do you go to see if what they said is so?
    • A. 

      Asheville

    • B. 

      Huntsville

    • C. 

      Nashville

    • D. 

      Dollywood

  • 18. 
    Who did George A. not see on the Sands of Iwo Jima?
    • A. 

      John Mayer

    • B. 

      John Belushi

    • C. 

      John Travolta

    • D. 

      John Wayne

  • 19. 
    Who checks the mail in "Hell No, I Ain't Happy?"
    • A. 

      David Barbe

    • B. 

      Jenn

    • C. 

      I don't know, but he always rings twice

    • D. 

      Land shark

  • 20. 
    Where might they find your body if you piss off the Boys from Alabama?
    • A. 

      Mississippi River

    • B. 

      Tennessee River

    • C. 

      Chattahoochee River

    • D. 

      Oconee River

  • 21. 
    How many babies did the incestuous couple have?
    • A. 

      Two

    • B. 

      Five

    • C. 

      Six

    • D. 

      Four

  • 22. 
    What is not a subject of the stories of corruption?
    • A. 

      Crime and killing

    • B. 

      Greed and fixed elections

    • C. 

      Guns and drugs

    • D. 

      Whores and shoes

  • 23. 
    What keeps the protagonist in "Never Gonna Change" from enlisting in the Army?
    • A. 

      He was too fat

    • B. 

      He failed his piss test

    • C. 

      He had a bad left knee

    • D. 

      He had a bad right knee

  • 24. 
    Where does Sheriff Buford Pusser keep his warrant?
    • A. 

      In his tighty-whiteys

    • B. 

      In his pocket

    • C. 

      In his shoe

    • D. 

      In his patrol car

  • 25. 
    #3 might have the car, but which driver has the nerve?
    • A. 

      33

    • B. 

      23

    • C. 

      63

    • D. 

      43

  • 26. 
    In addition to the loaded gun in the closet, where was there another loaded gun?
    • A. 

      The gun safe

    • B. 

      The kitchen cabinet

    • C. 

      The junk drawer

    • D. 

      The dresser drawer

  • 27. 
    What did the guests eat at the pre-wedding party?
    • A. 

      BBQ

    • B. 

      Peach Cobbler

    • C. 

      Apple Pie

    • D. 

      Homemade ice cream

  • 28. 
    What color was the 302 Mach One?
    • A. 

      Green

    • B. 

      Blue

    • C. 

      Candy apple red

    • D. 

      Silver

  • 29. 
    Whose favorite son did Daddy say to beat real good?
    • A. 

      The Lumber Man's

    • B. 

      The Plumber Man's

    • C. 

      The Picker

    • D. 

      The Grinner

  • 30. 
    She ain't revved til the rods are...
    • A. 

      Blown

    • B. 

      Grown

    • C. 

      Thrown

    • D. 

      Prone

  • 31. 
    What was turned into walls of goddamned noise and sound?
    • A. 

      Devils

    • B. 

      Demons

    • C. 

      Incubi

    • D. 

      Spirits

  • 32. 
    Who holds on to his youth just like it was money in the bank?
    • A. 

      The Grifter

    • B. 

      Bruce Jenner

    • C. 

      David Hasselhoff

    • D. 

      The Drifter

  • 33. 
    From where do they race trains?
    • A. 

      3rd street to Avon

    • B. 

      20th street to 1st avenue North

    • C. 

      2nd street to Avalon

    • D. 

      22nd Street to Broadway

  • 34. 
    He was too proud to flip her over because she woke up how?
    • A. 

      Scrambled

    • B. 

      Sunny side up

    • C. 

      Sunny side down

    • D. 

      In an omelet

  • 35. 
    Where does Bob's mama get all her gossip?
    • A. 

      Church

    • B. 

      Beauty shop

    • C. 

      Store

    • D. 

      Her yard

  • 36. 
    What was headed to Muscle Shoals the night the practice room caught fire?
    • A. 

      Cooley

    • B. 

      A Cooley bird

    • C. 

      Dragon

    • D. 

      The bus

  • 37. 
    Who laid the facts out in "Aftermath USA?"
    • A. 

      The welfare lady

    • B. 

      The IRS

    • C. 

      The cops

    • D. 

      The person who slipped him something

  • 38. 
    Which of these is not one of the reasons Daddy Needs a Drink?
    • A. 

      To deal with all the beauty

    • B. 

      To keep the wheels from rubbing

    • C. 

      To hem in all his demons

    • D. 

      To calm down the sadness

  • 39. 
    Of what did his castle stink?
    • A. 

      Rat shit

    • B. 

      Bat shit

    • C. 

      Dirty old twat

    • D. 

      Cat shit

  • 40. 
    Who is warned about making things worse?
    • A. 

      Jolene

    • B. 

      Lurleen

    • C. 

      Eugene

    • D. 

      Arlene

  • 41. 
    Who said, "To Love is to feel pain?"
    • A. 

      Peter

    • B. 

      Paul

    • C. 

      Mary

    • D. 

      Saul

  • 42. 
    How fast is the driver with the worn out map going?
    • A. 

      55 mph

    • B. 

      100 mph

    • C. 

      70 mph

    • D. 

      80 mph

  • 43. 
    Why isn't the player in Home Field Advantage too fast?
    • A. 

      Because he has a bad left knee

    • B. 

      Because he had to quit taking steroids

    • C. 

      Because he's too tall

    • D. 

      Because he's too fat

  • 44. 
    Who is giving advice to the young man rising in "Monument Valley?"
    • A. 

      Kurosawa

    • B. 

      Sam Peckinpah

    • C. 

      John Ford

    • D. 

      Cecil DeMille

  • 45. 
    Where is Lisa's car?
    • A. 

      With her wallet and her phone

    • B. 

      With her panties and her purse

    • C. 

      With her dignity

    • D. 

      With her Jim Beam

  • 46. 
    Why don't skeletons have anywhere to stick their money?
    • A. 

      Nobody makes bridges that size

    • B. 

      Nobody makes wallets that size

    • C. 

      Nobody makes pockets that size

    • D. 

      Nobody makes britches that size

  • 47. 
    Who is wearing perfume in the Purgatory Line?
    • A. 

      Shonna

    • B. 

      Jesus

    • C. 

      Angels

    • D. 

      Demons

  • 48. 
    What did he not use to build his empire?
    • A. 

      Labor

    • B. 

      Insurance money

    • C. 

      Brains

    • D. 

      Sweat

  • 49. 
    What do you need to take what's left from those who lost it?
    • A. 

      A bloody nose

    • B. 

      Empty pockets

    • C. 

      A rented car with a trunk full of guns

    • D. 

      A badge

  • 50. 
    In what state is Crystal Meth not a problem -- at least in the Truckers' song...
    • A. 

      Indiana

    • B. 

      Alabama

    • C. 

      California

    • D. 

      Arizona

  • 51. 
    Which member of KISS are the Truckers' dressed as?