Could You Survive A Zombie Invasion?
This is a poll I made to help people see whether or not they are zombie fighting material or not. Most people think they are but are sadly mistaken, most of your plans are seriously FUBAR and won't work. There are those of us however who almost definitely will survive. Remember though that no matter how skilled you are there is always the possibility that you'll die, there are no fail proof plans or sure fire ways when it comes to zombies. Some of you base your plans and decisions on what you saw or read in The Zombie Survival Guide or Dawn of the Dead or whatever, but those don't work. The Guide was meant for money making and comedic purposes only. If you do fail my test I've posted some useful tips on how to survive, so maybe when you take this test again you'll pas
- 1.Which of these is the best type of firearm to use?
- A.
M2A1-7 Flame Thrower
- B.
Mossberg 590 Combat Shotgun
- C.
M110 Semi-Automatic Sniper
- D.
M16A4 Automatic Rifle
- E.
2 Browning 9mm Pistols
- 2.Which of these is the best type of grenade to use?
- A.
Concussion grenade
- B.
Pipe Bomb
- C.
Molotov cocktail
- D.
Fragmentation grenade
- E.
Percussion grenade
- 3.Which of these is the best type of melee weapon to use?
- A.
Metal Baseball Bat
- B.
Chainsaw
- C.
Wiimote
- D.
Crowbar
- E.
Katana
- 4.Which of these is the best type of vehicle to use?
- A.
Volvo B10M Bus
- B.
Chevrolet TrailBlazer
- C.
Ford F-350 crew cab
- D.
Hummer H2 SUV
- E.
Lamborghini Gallardo
- 5.Which of these is the best type of air vehicle to use?
- A.
Passenger Plane
- B.
Cargo Plane
- C.
Air Balloon
- D.
Helicopter
- E.
Propeller Plane
- 6.Which of these is the best type of water vehicle?
- A.
Yacht
- B.
Small fishing boat
- C.
Sail Boat
- D.
Muscle Powered
- E.
Raft
- 7.Which of these is the best type of pet to take with you?
- A.
Large dog
- B.
Small dog
- C.
None
- D.
Cat
- E.
Monkey
- 8.Which of these is the best place to hide/fortify?
- A.
Apartment Building
- B.
Hospital
- C.
Wal-Mart
- D.
Mall
- E.
Airport
- 9.Which of these is the best terrain to be on?
- A.
Swamp
- B.
Desert
- C.
Mountains
- D.
Forest
- E.
Plains
- 10.Your in a kitchen and a zombie is coming at you, what do you do?
- A.
Scream like a little bitch
- B.
Beat the fuckers face in!!!
- C.
Hit it with a chair
- D.
Pour burning oil on it
- E.
Grab a kitchen knife and stab it
- 11.One of your family members has become infected, what do you do?
- A.
Leave them and run
- B.
Cry with them until they change
- C.
Kill yourself, the pain is too much
- D.
Blow their brains out
- E.
Tell them you love them then kill them
- 12.You're trapped in a building that's surrounded by zombies, the exit is blocked and you have no guns, what do you do?
- A.
Have everyone run out at once in hope that at least some survive
- B.
Dig a tunnel
- C.
Climb up on the roof, jump off, and run like hell
- D.
Throw one of your companions outside as a distraction and run like hell
- E.
Were fucked, kill yourself
- 13.You have become infected, what do you do?
- A.
Rush at the zombies to create a distraction for your companions
- B.
Take as many zombies with you before you go
- C.
Yay no rules, rape your companions
- D.
Suicide
- E.
Kill everyone
- 14.A group of people with guns are fortifying a Wal-Mart and won't let anyone else in. You have guns and the people who can't get in ask you to kill the people inside so that they can get supplies. What do you do?
- A.
Not my problem
- B.
Negotiate with the people inside
- C.
Kill all of the people outside and take their stuff
- D.
Do it, for a price of course
- E.
That's not right, sure, we'll do it
- 15.How many people would you bring with you?
- A.
I fly solo
- B.
Me and one other
- C.
3 to 6
- D.
7 to 12
- E.
13 or more
- 16.Which of these is the best type of food to bring?
- A.
Ramen Noodles, cheap and easy
- B.
Fruits and veggies, gotta stay healthy
- C.
Meat only, love me some steak
- D.
Junk food, lots of it and never expires
- E.
Rice and bread, easy and healthy
- 17.How much weight can you lift?In pounds.
- A.
50 to 100
- B.
100 to 150
- C.
150 to 200
- D.
200 to 250
- E.
250 to 300+
- 18.How do you run?
- A.
Asthma
- B.
In short, quick bursts of speed
- C.
I'm slow as fuck
- D.
I can go great distances ate a decent speed
- E.
Really fast and for great distances
- 19.Do wear contacts or glasses?
- A.
Contacts
- B.
Reading Glasses
- C.
Permanent Contacts
- D.
Glasses
- E.
Neither
- 20.Do you need to take regular pills?
- A.
On a daily basis
- B.
On a monthly basis
- C.
Nope
- D.
On a weekly basis
- E.
I have diabetes
- 21.Does blood or loud noise effect you much?
- A.
Not at all
- B.
Loud noises make me spaz out
- C.
Blood makes me queasy
- D.
Both
- E.
Blood makes me faint
- 22.Are you male or female?
- A.
Male
- B.
Female
- C.
Girlish Boy
- D.
Boyish Girl
- E.
Both
- 23.Do you consider yourself intelligent?
- A.
Yes
- B.
No
- C.
A little
- D.
I'm dumb
- E.
Very
- 24.Have you ever had weapons training or ever fired a gun?
- A.
Both
- B.
Weapons training
- C.
Fired a crappy gun
- D.
Fired a real gun
- E.
Neither
- 25.Which of these skills do you think would be the most useful?
- A.
Self Defense
- B.
Weapon usage
- C.
Scavenging
- D.
Medical
- E.
Cooking
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