This is a poll I made to help people see whether or not they are zombie fighting material or not. Most people think they are but are sadly mistaken, most of your plans are seriously FUBAR and won't work. There are those of us however who almost definitely will survive. Remember though that no matter how skilled you are there is always the possibility that you'll die, there are no fail proof plans or sure fire ways when it comes to zombies. Some of you base your plans and decisions on what you saw or read in The Zombie Survival Guide or Dawn of the Dead or whatever, but those don't work. The Guide was meant for money making and comedic purposes only. If you do fail my test I've posted some useful tips on how to survive, so maybe when you take this test again you'll pas
M2A1-7 Flame Thrower
Mossberg 590 Combat Shotgun
M110 Semi-Automatic Sniper
M16A4 Automatic Rifle
2 Browning 9mm Pistols
Concussion grenade
Pipe Bomb
Molotov cocktail
Fragmentation grenade
Percussion grenade
Metal Baseball Bat
Chainsaw
Wiimote
Crowbar
Katana
Volvo B10M Bus
Chevrolet TrailBlazer
Ford F-350 crew cab
Hummer H2 SUV
Lamborghini Gallardo
Passenger Plane
Cargo Plane
Air Balloon
Helicopter
Propeller Plane
Yacht
Small fishing boat
Sail Boat
Muscle Powered
Raft
Large dog
Small dog
None
Cat
Monkey
Apartment Building
Hospital
Wal-Mart
Mall
Airport
Swamp
Desert
Mountains
Forest
Plains
Scream like a little bitch
Beat the fuckers face in!!!
Hit it with a chair
Pour burning oil on it
Grab a kitchen knife and stab it
Leave them and run
Cry with them until they change
Kill yourself, the pain is too much
Blow their brains out
Tell them you love them then kill them
Have everyone run out at once in hope that at least some survive
Dig a tunnel
Climb up on the roof, jump off, and run like hell
Throw one of your companions outside as a distraction and run like hell
Were fucked, kill yourself
Rush at the zombies to create a distraction for your companions
Take as many zombies with you before you go
Yay no rules, rape your companions
Suicide
Kill everyone
Not my problem
Negotiate with the people inside
Kill all of the people outside and take their stuff
Do it, for a price of course
That's not right, sure, we'll do it
I fly solo
Me and one other
3 to 6
7 to 12
13 or more
Ramen Noodles, cheap and easy
Fruits and veggies, gotta stay healthy
Meat only, love me some steak
Junk food, lots of it and never expires
Rice and bread, easy and healthy
50 to 100
100 to 150
150 to 200
200 to 250
250 to 300+
Asthma
In short, quick bursts of speed
I'm slow as fuck
I can go great distances ate a decent speed
Really fast and for great distances
Contacts
Reading Glasses
Permanent Contacts
Glasses
Neither
On a daily basis
On a monthly basis
Nope
On a weekly basis
I have diabetes
Not at all
Loud noises make me spaz out
Blood makes me queasy
Both
Blood makes me faint
Male
Female
Girlish Boy
Boyish Girl
Both
Yes
No
A little
I'm dumb
Very
Both
Weapons training
Fired a crappy gun
Fired a real gun
Neither
Self Defense
Weapon usage
Scavenging
Medical
Cooking