Copy Of Which Back House Boy Are You?
Are you a Michael, Brendan, Jonah, or Derek?
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Michael
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- 1.It's a bulking season! What's your move to the SAC?
- A.
Free weights! They're the black coffee of the gym.
- B.
Kettle bells. I'm going for that Tim Ferris 4-hour body!
- C.
I'm gonna sweat out these toxins in the sauna.
- D.
Stationary bike all the way.
- 2.It's the centennial pregame! What are you drinking??
- A.
Gin and Tonic
- B.
Mimosas! (with or without doses)
- C.
A Lagunita's Brown Sugga Ale! I'm after that ABV.
- D.
Something from Short's!
- 3.Fav philosopher?
- A.
Henry David Thoreau
- B.
Virginia Woolf
- C.
David Hume
- D.
Matt Katz
- 4.The one condiment you need to have on STOCK!
- A.
Fresh Herbs
- B.
Chipotle Peppers in Adobo Sauce
- C.
Sriracha
- D.
Veganaise
- 5.You're into a girl. How do you make your move?
- A.
Ask her out on Instagram and then don't show up to the first date because you forgot you had something.
- B.
Date her for a few months to a year. If her parents own a taco bell, get some free tacos maybe.
- C.
Be super ambiguous about it forever and cause a lot of stress but eventually learn something new about yourself in the process.
- D.
Idk ball's in her court
- 6.Fav rap lyric?
- A.
"The weather cold... the weather so... chill chilly willy penguin feather roll..." -Mura Masa (feat. ASAP Rocky)
- B.
"George W Bush right on her pussy..." -Ski Mask the Slump God
- C.
"ME? I fought with him! ME?! I died for him!! ME??! I loved him!!! And ME??!! I'm the DAMN FOOL that SHOT HIM!!!!" -The Cast of Hamilton
- D.
"I like big boys, itty bitty boys // Mississippi boys, inner city boys // I like the pretty boys with the bow tie // Get your nails did, let it blow dry // I like a big beard, I like a clean face // I don't discriminate, come and get a taste // From the playboys to the gay boys" -Lizzo
- 7.Dream Job?
- A.
Professor
- B.
Librarian
- C.
Novelist
- D.
Passive Solar Greenhouse Farmer
- 8.Give me a hot take
- A.
Capitalism is destroying our planet and ruining our lives.
- B.
The Keto diet works.
- C.
The self is an illusion.
- D.
Harry Truman sucks!
- 9.Choose your weapon!
- A.
Electric Guitar--no wait--didgeridoo!
- B.
Trombone
- C.
Synthesizer
- D.
Drums
- 10.Pick your dream house
- A.
Cabin in the woods
- B.
A sustainable as fuck crib
- C.
The Trumbleplex
- D.
A snowy chalet
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