Laugh along, and ask the joke-teller where he got that joke.
Kick the kid in the shin, and tell him to shut up, because that joke wasn't funny.
Laugh a little too hard, and soon everyone turns to stare.
Do nothing, just keep doing what you're doing--looking at your feet.
Jeans with holes, old horror movie T-shirt.
A plain shirt and some blue jeans.
A button-down shirt and tie.
Whatever Miley Cyrus or Justin Bieber was wearing yesterday.
The most popular kind of soda everyone's drinking lately
Just plain water
What kind of stupid question is that?
Knows the first 20 digits of pi
Blonde & hot, that's all I care about
Never gonna get one, so what's the point?
Pretty and popular
Nice, friendly, smart
One that has a cool name
One that is mean, and everyone's afraid of her
King of the School
Famous (more than I already am, if that's possible)
Somebody (I mean, it's better than being a nobody)
Universal Translator (aka knowing every language that exists)
To discover something AWESOME
Anyone that has a spouse and kids and pets.... a regular family
The one where a prince saves the princess and they live happily ever after... Awwwwww!
The one where the aliens dominate Earth and turn it into a complete utter hell!
The one where the new kid graduates from awkward to popular
A textbook for school
Punch the prank-puller in the face and break his nose.
Hope that everyone has forgotten this moment by tomorrow.
Laugh along, but inside, you're afraid this will cut down your mob of followers a little.
Blush and run away.
Read it. Finally, I'll know who her crush is!!
Don't read it, just hand it back to the person in the hall tomorrow.
Read it, then tell everyone what you read and embarrass the author of the diary.
Don't read it, just anonymously return it as soon as possible.
Frieda: Smart, has braces, and studies hard. Frieda loves flowers and cats.
Bob: Burly and short, and loves himself. Bob likes water gun fights and wrestling.
Samuel: Sits alone at lunch, never gets called on in class, and values his alone-time.
Evie: Hot and likeable, Evie wears expensive clothes and everybody loves her, and she loves everyone.
Vincent: Hair gel is his best friend. Popular and has dated every blonde in the school at least once, Vincent in known for his populairity and soccer skills.
Jeff: Loyal and smart, Jeff has lots of free time on his hands after he finishes his homework in two minutes.
Annabel: No one really noticed her when she enrolled in school. Her favorite pastime is writing to her pen-pal in Zimbabwe.
Nicole: Nicole is known for her bad language and strength. Detention is fun, in her opinion, and she hangs out with the big guys a lot.