The Conspiracy Quiz

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Conspiracy Theory Quizzes & Trivia

How much do you believe in the validity of Conspiracy Theories?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    9-11 was:
    • A. 

      An Inside Job to provide the justification by the Government to suspend or take away the citizenry's Constitutional rights and implement a technocratic police state, to prepare for the eventual transfer of power and sovereignty of all nations to the emerging Global Government.

    • B. 

      The result of 19 Muslims with box cutters, funded by a millionaire Wahabbist towelhead living in a cave in Afghanistan, who took advantage of the weakness of the country's defenses to attack the USA, due to 8 years of negligence and incompetence by the Clinton Administration...ostensibly because they hate our FREEDOM.

    • C. 

      The result of 19 oppressed minority activists with boxcutters, funded by a millionaire CIA stooge living in a cave in Afghanistan, who took advantage of the weakness of the country's defenses to attack the USA, due to months of negligence and incompetence by the George W. Bush Administration...all because the Republicans are in the pockets of Big Oil and use our military to conquer more oil and the Arabs just want to be left alone.

    • D. 

      Everybody knows who did it and why they did. All this speculation and fantastic sounding conspiracy theories are just tinfoil hat wearing idiots on the lunatic fringe. They call themselves truthers, but they can't handle the truth.

  • 2. 
    The Federal Reserve Banking System is:
    • A. 

      A quasi-Governmental agency that manages the money supply of the United States of America. The Fed is responsible for ensuring that the correct economic policies keep the country's economy going strong so that it can fund it's obligations to the poor, elderly, and the oppressed.

    • B. 

      A quasi-Governmental agency that manages the money supply of the United States of America. The Fed is responsible for ensuring that the correct economic policies keep the country's economy going strong so that it can fund a superpower military to keep the world safe and to keep the free market going strong.

    • C. 

      The Federal Reserve is a private banking cartel owned by the Global Elites who are the de facto "shadow government" of the world. They use the power of fiat currency creation and fractional reserve banking to control the government, media, educational system and ultimately society at large to gain power and enslave the masses in debt bondage.

    • D. 

      Just the country's banking system. Anyone who questions it's legitimacy or motives are the tinfoil hat wearing, anti-Semitic racists who believe the "Jooos" , "Satanic Illuminati" and "Reptilian Aliens" are hellbent on taking over the world.

  • 3. 
    The Women's Liberation Movement was:
    • A. 

      Necessary to gain women equal citizenship status. Without it, women couldn't vote, pursue professional careers or hold poiltical office. Nor could they escape abusive spouses. While there has been a regrettable change in sexual morality, rising divorce rates, declining marriage and child bearing rates it was still necessary so that women could finally be treated fairly by society.

    • B. 

      A milestone achievement on the road to social justice. It was pivotal in gaining women equal citizenship status. Without it, women couldn't vote, pursue professional careers or hold political office. Nor could they escape abusive spouses. Thanks to the movement, women can now be treated as equal members of society and fully recognized as human beings, rather than oppressed chattel enslaved to Patriarchy.

    • C. 

      The cultural programming of society by social engineers to create a gender war to divide and conquer the masses and effect a cultural revolution. It proved to be a far more effective program than Marx's original focus on socio-economic class as the catalyst to foment revolution. It was an integral part of the Cultural Marxist's plans for "The long march through Western institutions."

    • D. 

      Radical, man-hating women who achieved power and influence simply because mangina's and white knights in the Government and media supported them in passing all these laws to benefit women. Any other explanation of why the Women's lib movement occurred is just crazy speculation by moonbat manginas.

  • 4. 
    The Healthcare System in the USA is:
    • A. 

      The greatest the world has ever seen. Everyone else wants to come to the USA to receive treatment, and we would have an even better system if the Government and Unions would just let the free market work.

    • B. 

      In need of better rules and regulations to make sure all these quacks that push these ideas that diet, exercise and natural cures and remedies would make most healthcare procedures and treatments for common degenerative diseases unnecessary today, are all prevented from promoting their fraudulent ideas and theories. The health care system is founded on the best peer reviewed, scientists in the world. Only idiots question the science of modern medicine!

    • C. 

      Is corrupted by big Business and unfairly and unjustly provided to only those citizens who are fortunate to be born in the middle and upper classes. This country needs a healthcare system similar to the free care systems of most advanced, civilized European countries, where everyone gets free medical care, and no one is denied treatment because of their poverty, gender, sexual orientation or ethnicity.

    • D. 

      A corrupted, life-destroying Oligopoly of special interests all working in collusion to profit off of the citizenry's declining health, fitness and eventual death. In order to maintain the illusion of authenticity, the medical establishment does perform medical feats of skill and technology to save lives and perform ground breaking surgeries and other procedures...but still promote a whole host of lies and misinformation regarding nutrition, exercise and the necessity of pharmaceutical treatments to ensure a never ending supply of consumers require their services.

  • 5. 
    The Public Schooling System is:
    • A. 

      A necessary institution with a few problems, but it's not anything that can't be fixed. What we really need to worry about is all those radical, militia-member types who home school their children. Them and religious based schools who continue to keep their kids from getting a real education and stunting their children's growth because they are not learning how to socialize with their own peer groups.

    • B. 

      An institutional system designed to deliberately dumb down the masses, and make them dependent on the State, and to minimize the influence of the family on the development of attitudes, morality and beliefs of children. It is a system that purposely extends adolescence as long as possible and inculcates a consumerist mindset so that graduates internalize the script that they have to work to afford the materialistic products and services that provide them with the illusion of comfort and happiness.

    • C. 

      Is the system responsible for educating the citizenry of the country. It's necessary to make sure children grow up to be responsible, respectable, tax paying members of society. The curriculum would be fine if they avoided sex education and teaching about the theory of evolution as scientific fact while ignoring the theory of creationism. The only reform the education system needs is a voucher system to allow the free market to determine which schools are best for the children and to eliminate those schools that are not.

    • D. 

      Is the system responsible for educating the citizenry of the country. It's necessary to make sure children grow up to be responsible, respectable, tax paying members of society. The curriculum would be fine if they avoided Christianity-based teachings and teaching about the theory of creationism as scientific fact while ignoring the theory of evolution. The only reform the education system needs is to give more taxpayer funds to the teacher's unions so that they have the resources to do their jobs.

  • 6. 
    The Mass Media is:
    • A. 

      The Journalism industry that serves to keep the power of the Government and Big Business in check. Without the media, the country would be in trouble from all the corruption the media does not let them get away with!

    • B. 

      Full of too many fundamentalists and religiously-brainwashed whack jobs. Cable News and talk radio brainwash far too many Americans and there should be some legislation to control these extremist viewpoints from being aired. At the very least, they should be forced to air opposing views to ensure fairness and equality for the spectrum of ideological and political viewpoints expressed in the media!

    • C. 

      The primary tool of indoctrination to effect social engineering of the culture, as well as a weapon of mass distraction designed to keep the populace pre-occupied with "bread and circuses" so they do not notice the continued expansion of the police state and the transition into a member of the emerging New World Order.

    • D. 

      Full of too many liberals and left-wing whack jobs. Network news and National Public Radio brainwash far too many Americans and there should be some legislation to stop the use of taxpayer funds to air these extremist viewpoints. At the very least, they should be forced to acknowledge their left wing biases when they report on news stories or make commentary. That is the only way to have a fair and balanced media.

  • 7. 
    The War on Terror is:
    • A. 

      Necessary to stop terrorism and make America safe again. If we do not fight them over there, we will be fighting them over here. Support the troops! Those pansy liberals should have no influence on military policy! They are too weak and not fit to command the greatest military in the history of the world!

    • B. 

      A fraud designed to get the people to accept increasing police-state security measures, loss of individual privacy and property rights and the creation growth of a surveillance society.

    • C. 

      An unfortunate but necessary policy by the US Government. It provides the impetus for giving vast sums of tax money to the biggest military industrial manufacturers and service providers that are necessary to keep this country free!

    • D. 

      The fault of that village idiot, macho cowboy, George Dumbya Bushitler. Since he ruined our international reputation and got us involved in these wars for oil, we now need to support Obama in cleaning up the Rethuglican's mess. Bush Broke it, and now we have to fix it. We should have never invaded Iraq, but it's a good thing we invaded Libya. Obama intended to close down Guantanamo Bay, and stop the CIA from torturing innocent people, but those damn right wingers kept him from doing the peoples will!

  • 8. 
    The New World Order is:
    • A. 

      The name of a Professional Wrestling tag team. They kicked ass!

    • B. 

      A fascinating topic of discussion and theme that many oppressed minority Rap Artists have explored in their music's lyrics and the symbolisms on their album covers and photo shoots.

    • C. 

      A SyFy topic not worthy of a second thought. Only idiots and Conspiracy theorists are concerned with such lunatic ravings. Next thing you know, they'll be telling us all how the so-called NWO are a bunch of Reptilian Aliens in UFO's plotting to take over the world.

    • D. 

      A moniker that refers to a nebulous group of elitist Globalists who use their power and influence to implement a one world, global government.

  • 9. 
    Population Control is:
    • A. 

      The idea that women have the right to reproductive choice and should be able to decide when she wants to have children. Without access to birth control or abortion facilities, her freedom is restricted and unfairly oppressed.

    • B. 

      The secular/liberal version of eugenics. It's ideas lead to horrors such as the China one-child policy and goes against Christianity's teachings that birth control is a sin and the only birth control needed for society is the teaching of abstinence in all schools.

    • C. 

      A worthy goal to protect the environment from the destruction of humanity.

    • D. 

      The total control of the population. Beliefs, attitudes, morals, actions and behavior are all controlled and/or influenced by both overt and covert coercion by government and institutional direction, bolstered by ubiquitous propaganda. From how many kids you will have, to what you will eat, to whether or not you'll get married or divorced, the structure of society limits your choices on these most basic human behaviors.

  • 10. 
    Everything wrong with the country today, would be fixed...if only:
    • A. 

      The right political party is elected into power in both the executive and legislative branches of the Government, and are able to appoint a majority of Supreme Court justices. Only then will America become the truly great Superpower and land of the free and home of the brave!

    • B. 

      The right political party is elected into power in both the executive and legislative branches of the Government, and are able to appoint a majority of Supreme Court justices. Only then will America become the truly great Superpower and land of the free and home of the brave!

    • C. 

      The right political party is elected into power in both the executive and legislative branches of the Government, and are able to appoint a majority of Supreme Court justices. Only then will America become the truly great Superpower and land of the free and home of the brave!

    • D. 

      There's no fixing the problems this country faces through the conventional political process. We are headed for a very real collapse and the world as we know it will be no more.