None of the above, Use Water!
It will get done when it gets done, and rushing me won't get it done any faster.
Sometimes things are out of our control and take a lot longer than expected.
We really don't know whats going on with it just yet, so I can't say when it will be fixed.
We came across a few unexpected hurdles in repairing your machine, but it should be done within the expected timeframe, would you like a call back when its ready to be picked up?
I think someone is working on it right now! I'll e-mail you when its done with the RMA number and CASE ID.
3 - master, slave, and Drive Select
2 - Master and Slave
SATA Drives don't have Jumpers
It depends on the Manufacturer.
50 pin and 80 pin
34mm and 54mm
54mm and 80 mm
2 inch and 3 inch
34 pin and 54 pin
Booting a SCSI drive
Loading Necessary NT services
To determine the OS Partition of a drive.
To configure the Windows Startup
All of the above.
The IE browser Unicode was changed to wingdings
The unicode was changed to a foreign language that she does not have installed on her OS.
Her numlock key is on
Her capslock key is on.
She accidently enabled sticky Keys.
The web server is down.
Your ISP's DNS servers are malfunctioning
You got unlucky with a bad IP subnet!
Your DNS cache service needed to be restarted.
DHCP was not enabled.
All of them were necessary for maximum security!
It really depends on the manufacturer. Some are better than others.
Most run in the ballpark of 30-50 PPM.
Actually, Dot Matrix Printers are not measured in PPM, but rather CPS.
Dot Matrix Printers run usually at about 300 PPM on average.
Don't ask me work questions, you are supposed to be my friend!
The CMOS Chip
The Fuser Assembly
Infrared devices and beams.
A Print Drum
A biometric scanner
Refer him to 3rd party programs that would read on screen text for him.
Tell the user that computing is reserved for only those of us who can see.
Refer the user to buy special products and hardware that made interacting with the computer easier.
Help the user configure Text to Speech and various other options found in accessibility.
Help the user enable soundsentry and showsounds in the accessibility options.
HTTP is a protocol within TCP/IP
HTTP is used strictly for business
HTTP is used with streaming media sites such as Youtube, where TCP/IP is text only based.
HTTP is the only important Protocol in TCPIP
TCP/IP is a protocol within HTTP
There was a huge virus attack and so all of the computers died!
There was a power surge in the middle of the night.
The new components require and updated version of the BIOS
The video cards are bad.
All of the above are likely possibilities.
TCP/IP, IPX, UDP
Mesh, Star, Bus
Session, Transport, Network, Application
IP, DNS, DHCP
Routers, Switches, Hubs
Biometric Input/Ouput Scanner
Basic Input/output System
Basic Input/Output Syndicate
Advanced Service Representative
Automated System Repair
Automated System Recovery
Advanced System Registry
Automatic Service Repair
The Transfer Carona
The Stepper Motor
The Inkjet Engine
Themes are color schemes can easily be changed in the Windows Display Properties
Using Antivirus programs and Firewalls are a good idea to keep your information safe
Most programs you can get online for free, I'd recommend looking around before you buy!
If you just installed a lot of applications its a good idea to run a virus scan and a Defrag.
Always google a problem that comes up and see the available solutions out there.
Right click on your network connection and go to properties.
Type ping localhost and it will tell you your own IP address
Type IFconfig in the Command Prompt
Go to WhatismyIP.com
Type IPconfig in the command prompt.
Anti-Static Wrist Strap
ESD discharge on crucial components!
The CPU is overheating
The Fans are getting too hot
The Power Supply wires are loose
The computer has a boot sector Virus
A Microsoft Systems Data Sheet contains system information that may contain crucial debugging information for a Microsoft Technician and are vital to keeping the company up to date on any software problems that may arise.
A Machine Safey Documentation Sheet explains how to use a piece of equipment properly, and is vital for proper training and handling of all equipment to prevent accidents.
A Material Safety Data Sheet is a sheet that tells the user what precautions would be best when storing the material.
The Microsoft Sam Debugger Suite is important to maintain a level of integrity for disabled users by documenting all problems with the Voice and Speech services integrating with the system.
The Material Safety Data Sheet is a sheet that explains a substances name, toxicity, health effects, first aid and other vital and emergency response information.
Unplug all computers from the network
Begin to run virus scans on all the suspected infected machines.
Shut all computers down!
After determining the damage on the suspected computers, perform possible System restores if necessary.
Check security logs and check and see if there were any suspicious activity.
Read, Write, Condition, Clean, Transfer, Fuse
Condition, Clean, Write, Develop, Transfer, Fuse
Clean, Condition, Write, Develop, Transfer, Fuse
Clean, Condition, Transfer, Write, Develop, Fuse
Condition, Clean, Write, Transfer, Develop, Fuse
ESD! You don't want to fry your monitor.
Make sure not to touch the CCD as it will ruin your display.
You should never open a CRT as the capacitors can contain enough voltage to kill you.
Not to touch the Fuser assembly, as the oil on your hands can cause it to burn.
Make sure you are properly Grounded!
Use Remote Desktop
Use the Remote Troubleshooter
Go to Start>Run>GPedit.msc
Go to Start>Run>GPedit.exe
Go to Start> Control Panel > Administrative Tools > Group Policy Editor
None of the Above
Windows NT Server
Windows NT 4.0 Workstation
Place them in the recycling bin for Waste Management.
Throwing them in the trash is fine.
Take them to a recycling depository
Incinerate the battery.
Protect your computer against Spyware.
Fix any known issues with a piece of hardware.
To make sure the hardware can maintain its usability in a rugged environment.
To fix possible known compatibility issues with new software.
To fix a bug or software issue of a device instead of doing a recall.
Cellular UMTS//HSDPA Modem
802.11 WiFi modem
Throughput is actual speed and Bandwidth is the possible speed.
Bandwidth is the actual speed and throughput is the possible speed.
Nothing, they are synonymous.
Bandwidth is used to describe internet speed and throughput is used to describe network speed.
A Sound Card
A Video Card
A power strip is failing
It is to color code different types of cables.
To align the cable with the last PIN (40) on the IDE device
To align the cable with PIN 1 on the IDE device
Make sure to restart the computer after Automatic Updates and patches.
Inform and educate on how to fix a paper jam.
Inform users on how to implement Data Migration Procedures.
Educate on how to share a network printer.
Periodically refill the printer with paper.
They could be donated.
They could cause toxic waste.
They could be used as backups or spare parts.
They could provide a workout.