Commonm Sense Quizs

5 Questions | By Josh35 | Last updated: Jan 9, 2013 | Total Attempts: 35

JUST a quiz to see how much common sense you got. Jujst a quiz to get a laugh or 2 from

Questions and Answers

1.

Situation: "You see an old lady carrying tons of heavy bags down the street" what do you freaking do??
- A.
  
  TACKLE HER MISERABLE BUTT!!
- B.
  
  Stare and think how old and ugly she looks
- C.
  
  GET HORNY!!
- D.
  
  GO HELP HER!!
- E.
  
  Think that going to help her would be the right thing to do..5 seconds later...decide to ignore her
2.

Situation: "you find a 100 dollar in the park" What do you freaking do??
- A.
  
  Ask around who lost a 100 dollar bill..hoping desperatly to find the poor guy
- B.
  
  Ask around who lost a 1 dollar bill... knowing nobody's gonna care.
- C.
  
  Put the bill in your pocket and keep doing what you were doing before thinking in your mind all the things your gonna buy!
- D.
  
  GET HORNY!!!!
- E.
  
  Just take it and leave...sucks for whoever lost it
3.

Situation: "you get to hawaii and decide to go to the beach very early in the morning while nobody is there....once you get there you lay down and take a nice nap.....once you wake up you look around and notice everybody is NAKED!!!O_0!!" what do you freaking do?
- A.
  
  Its a nudist beach!!! GET NAKED AND FOLLOW HOT CHICKS/GUYS AROUND
- B.
  
  GET NAKED AND ENJOY THE FRESH AIR!!!
- C.
  
  Feel force to be naked so you go inside the water and take your clothes off and stay inside the water until everyone leaves
- D.
  
  GET FREAKING OUT OF THERE!!!!
- E.
  
  GET HORNY!!!
4.

If a dog comes running after and bites you in the leg without never letting go? what would you freaking do?
- A.
  
  Grap a stick and stab the little bastard till he dies or lets go
- B.
  
  Kick your leg like a crazy person and scream like a little panzy
- C.
  
  Kick your leg like a crazy person while puching and puching away the dog
- D.
  
  Take off your pants and run!!
- E.
  
  GET HORNY!!
5.

If you get straight Fs in your final report card what would you freaking do?
- A.
  
  GET HORNY!!!
- B.
  
  Decide to do better... and wow you did do better
- C.
  
  GO crazy, steal a gun and kill all your teachers!! and while your at it kill the people that make fun of you in school!!
- D.
  
  Decide to do better next time..then get the same grade as before!
- E.
  
  KILL YOUR SELF