Come And Discover Your Primate Lover?

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Primate Quizzes & Trivia

Discover What Type of Primate Lover You Will Be! A Chimpanzee, Baboon, Orangutan? Come Find out!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Choose your favorite nutritional lifestyle plan?
    • A. 

      Omnivorous

    • B. 

      Herbivorous

    • C. 

      Carnivorous

  • 2. 
    What characteristic do you find most alluring and attractive?
    • A. 

      Large Frame

    • B. 

      Handy with “Tools”

    • C. 

      Cultured

    • D. 

      Robust Face

    • E. 

      Curvaceous Posterior

  • 3. 
    Would you prefer your mate to be double or half the size of you (sexually dimorphic)?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 4. 
    At a party what would your preferred ratio of men to women be?
    • A. 

      4:6

    • B. 

      1:1

    • C. 

      1:4

  • 5. 
    Why do you engage in sexual activities with others?
    • A. 

      For fun, social bonding, and reproduction

    • B. 

      Primarily to generate offspring

    • C. 

      Intimate touching can sometimes be a form of greeting or submission

  • 6. 
    Who is your sweetheart’s ‘natural’ enemy?
    • A. 

      Leopard

    • B. 

      Anaconda

    • C. 

      Other Primates

    • D. 

      People

  • 7. 
    Do you and your mate expect your children to leave the nest?
    • A. 

      Primarily the girls

    • B. 

      Primarily the boys

    • C. 

      Both are able to stay if the Mother is high ranking enough

    • D. 

      Both eventually should leave