Stand in the hallway and do the hokey-pokey.
Wait outside the bathroom in the hallway until the child is done.
Run up and down the hallway barking like a dog.
Wait inside the bathroom until the child is done.
Patting on the shoulder.
Call the child names such as stinky breath, burp boy, and smelly Sally.
Make the child do a headstand for three hours.
Give the child a verbal warning with a maxium of two warnings and then pull the child out of the room and talk with him/her.
Pull the child out of the room immediately and make him/her sit on a chair in the hallway.
An adult should never be alone with a child.
To embrace your inner child.
Make sure that the children are having fun.
That Jesus loves the little ones.
A volunteer or a staff member.
Then by all means do it.
Then don't do it!!!
Then do it and blame it on the children.
Don't do it but only after hopping on one foot and doing ten jumping jacks followed by eating an entire pizza in ten minutes.