"Shit. What happened?"
Tell him to shut up and get over it.
Call him to attention and lecture him publicly.
Tell him to fill the front.
Get the one that started it, demoted. and the other a demerit.
Tell them once again to be quiet and take it to IM.
Give them both a demerit.
Have an officer handle them.
Call them to attention and lecture them publically.
Leave them alone, let someone else catch them.
I don't know.
Pull them aside, and correct them.
Yell at personnel for getting procedures, etc. wrong.
Assisting officers with disciplining.
Moderate the front row.
A service stripe
A purple hat
Anything I want.