Truckin' A$$holes Only:Version 3.X:Are You A Real Truckin' A$$hole

16 Questions | Total Attempts: 177

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Truck Quizzes & Trivia

The title pretty much describes this test.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    If another driver is stuck in the middle of nowhere with a breakdown do you,
    • A. 

      Stop to help.

    • B. 

      Keep on truckin because you ain't got time for that today.

    • C. 

      Start laughing & say "sucked in sucka" as you fly by at full noise.

  • 2. 
    If I'm stuck for hours in a traffic jam, due to an accident, I better see a yellow sheet covering somebody when I get to the scene.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 3. 
    You have told your Mother-in-law or Sister-In-Law she was "Fuckable".
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 4. 
    I believe in action, not re-action. Therefore I will tell you to FUCK OFF before I hear your side of the discussion.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 5. 
    When I am wrong, I am willing to apohgubd...apokldgxz...apppoll...Fuck it, I'm never wrong!
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 6. 
    You enjoy being the center of attention, and when you're not, you'll heckle the one who is.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 7. 
    You feel surrounded by incompetent idiots and you can't help letting them know the truth every now and then.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 8. 
    You secretly, or openly, enjoy watching other people suffer and squirm.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 9. 
    You have a small list of close friends and a long list of enemies, and you are equally proud of both lists.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 10. 
    Your jokes and teasing can get a bit nasty at times, but you have to admit, they are pretty funny.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 11. 
    You have the feeling that people are always very careful about what they say around you.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 12. 
    People seem to stop having fun when you show up (except when in the company of fellow assholes).
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 13. 
    People driving slower than you are dumbasses and people driving faster than you are idiots.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 14. 
    Submitted by E.Nigma:Your child's cat has six little kittens. One is more than enough, so you:
    • A. 

      Take the other 5 to the Humane Society.

    • B. 

      Give free kittens to all your friends.

    • C. 

      Put the remaining 5 kittens in a gunny sack with a large rock and head to the river.

  • 15. 
    Submitted By DILLIGAF:You are pulled in by the DOT and you haven't filled out your log book. You...
    • A. 

      Tell them you are due for a break and can't talk for half an hour.

    • B. 

      Pour water on it and tell them you spilled your piss bottle on it.

    • C. 

      Tell them you have lost it somewhere while fueling up.

    • D. 

      Tell them you're new at this and ask for help.

  • 16. 
    Submitted By Remus:When you see emergency vehicle lights flashing in your mirrors, instead of moving into the right lane, you speed up and run their 'front door' and give them an escort.
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False