| Career Mapping For The Fictionally Inclined |

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| Career Mapping For The Fictionally Inclined | - Quiz

Standard aptitude tests not cutting it? I got you. You may be suited for something a bit less conventional than the typical office position. Let's explore where you'd fit in best within the realm of the fictional.


You May Get

Incredibly Handsome Criminal Genius and Master of all Villainy

You're a leader and you know it. Your slave army will hate to love you for your charisma and winning personality. You don't win often, but I mean, your personality, at least, is winning. Expect a lot of pushback for your ideas, but when you muscle through the opposition, people will finally appreciate how hard you work and, against all odds, what a good person you are underneath all that eyeliner and baby seal leather.You would be best suited to a career in leadership, or in weird scientific experiments no one asked for or needed.

Member of VFD

Unfortunately, you appear to have all the requirements for a member of VFD: an extensive vocabulary, impressive fortitude, and a high tolerance for the cold misery of this world. Your attraction to mysteries and codes has led you to a life of seeking the truth, as miserable or as glorious as it might be. The paperwork has been completed; you will be dragged by the ankles in the middle of the night to our nearest safe place, where you will be formally inducted into the society.The world is quiet here.

Disney Princess

You value harmony, fight for good, and are a natural leader because people like you. Little girls probably dress up as you because you are adorable. You would rule a kingdom well, and you would definitely sing while doing it. You might get hate from some people, but it's only because they don't understand you.My condolences that one or both of your parents are dead. Occupational hazard.

Scarer at Monsters Inc

You're a literal monster, but not in the bad way. You care about the people around you, unless they're human children. You're driven and probably named Mike. You probably answered "No" to the human question, so chances are you already understand yourself pretty well, ya weirdo.Seek a career in which you can have fun and be yourself without hurting people or creeping them out.

Jedi

NICE. Honestly, you're probably one of the coolest people your friends know. Don't let it go to your head though, because you might find yourself going power-mad someday and it's never good to have a light saber when something like that happens. Stay humble, stay awesome, don't kiss your sister, and you'll go far in whichever job field is lucky enough to have you.

Consulting Detective

You're task-oriented and highly intelligent. You would benefit from a career in which you can showcase your intellect and bring light to situations that others don't understand. Just try to do it in a way that doesn't make you look like such a major jerk, huh?Plus you have exactly one outfit but at least you wear it well. 

Psychic Detective

You had to choose some sarcastic answers to get to this result, so chances are you already know you would be best suited to a job environment where you have flexible hours, a flexible job description, and ,hopefully, some solid, reliable people to answer to. You lie well and often, but you're just charming enough to keep people from punching you in the face for being such an annoying son of a nutcracker.

Tourist Trap Manager

You have a tendency to be deceptive and manipulative, but you're still a solid leader. Fiercely loyal and caring for those closest to you, you would thrive in a managerial position. Try to stay surrounded by family - they keep you grounded and distract you from your horrifyingly sad backstory. I'm so sorry

Dragon Rider

You're an adventurous, accepting, and probably gorgeous person who wants to see the world and discover new things. Seek out a career where you can indulge your curiosity and make use of your desire to care for those around you. Or just seek out any career where you can literally ride a dragon. You'd rule at it.You might lose a limb though. Or like, a couple of family members. You gotta prioritize.

Time Lord

Headstrong and emotional, you don't know what you're doing, but you're doing it well. You would excel in a field where you can travel, make high-stakes decisions, and maybe occasionally destroy civilizations. Just remember to use your persuasive mannerisms for good: showing people what is important, building people up, and making long angsty speeches whenever you even hear the word "Dalek" 

Half-Blood

Child of a human and a Greek god, you often find yourself confused or making things up as you go along - however, you're a valuable warrior and great fun to have around. Thanks to the mist, we don't know what you're doing when you're doing it, but we thank you for it anyway, especially since you do it while being constantly attacked, you poor kid.You'd be best suited to a career where you can be active and see the good of your work.

Archaeologist

Whether you're going River Song or Indiana Jones, you have to admit you're pretty much the bomb. You excel in a field where you can search for the truth and make new discoveries. You're intense, you love adventure and you honestly have no idea when to quit.Hint: before the crystal skull

Avenger

You're a fighter. You know what you stand for, and you're not ashamed to show people what that is. You may have a temper on you, and more than a few identity issues, but it doesn't make your true identity any less magnificent - you're a hero, and you'd be suited for a career that lets you show that off.And aliens are after you. That part is important. Geez, hurry up, every alien in the universe knows about us now that there are avengers, please save us all
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Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Are you a human?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Yes, unfortunately

    • D. 

      No, but I get that a lot

    • E. 

      Unclear?

  • 2. 
    How do you feel about dressing up for your job?
    • A. 

      Love it, bring it on

    • B. 

      Take that dress code and put it directly in the trash

    • C. 

      As long as I don't look like everyone else

    • D. 

      Not necessary, is it?

    • E. 

      I wear the same thing every day anyway

  • 3. 
    How professional are you?
    • A. 

      Very

    • B. 

      (fart noise)

    • C. 

      An appropriate amount

    • D. 

      (non-committal wiggly hand gesture)

    • E. 

      Why am I expected to be?

  • 4. 
    How do you deal with stress?
    • A. 

      Like a well-adjusted adult

    • B. 

      Whine

    • C. 

      Cry (with elegance and grace)

    • D. 

      Bottle it up like a fine wine

    • E. 

      Carefully?

  • 5. 
    How do you feel about flying?
    • A. 

      Yes, please

    • B. 

      No, thank you

    • C. 

      I'm flying right now

    • D. 

      Not a priority, but not a phobia

    • E. 

      Keep it as far away from me as possible

  • 6. 
    How many pop culture references do you make a day?
    • A. 

      Probably too many

    • B. 

      None

    • C. 

      An appropriate amount

  • 7. 
    What is your weapon of choice?
    • A. 

      Light saber

    • B. 

      My mind

    • C. 

      My own abilities/superpowers

    • D. 

      Literally whatever is nearby

    • E. 

      Gun

  • 8. 
    What annoys you the most?
    • A. 

      Children

    • B. 

      The fact that everyone seems to want to kill me

    • C. 

      Not having money

    • D. 

      The expectations people put on me

    • E. 

      Being ignored or left alone

  • 9. 
    Are you bored of this quiz yet?
    • A. 

      I was bored when it began

    • B. 

      Keep it going, I don't mind

    • C. 

      I hadn't really thought about it until you brought it up

  • 10. 
    Do you get restless easily?
    • A. 

      Absolutely, give me some adventure already

    • B. 

      If I could get paid to do nothing, I would do it. I would do it for free, in fact

    • C. 

      I don't get much of a chance to be restless, not with my lifestyle anyway

  • 11. 
    What are your notebooks filled with?
    • A. 

      Drawings

    • B. 

      Journal Entries

    • C. 

      An eclectic smattering of codes, phone numbers, and/or things I've seen or learned

    • D. 

      Not really a notebook person

  • 12. 
    How's your vocabulary?
    • A. 

      I excel in rhetoric

    • B. 

      Mostly emojis, tbh

    • C. 

      It's fine

    • D. 

      It's filthy

  • 13. 
    Do you like to push people around and be in control?
    • A. 

      I was born for it

    • B. 

      No, not at all

    • C. 

      Sometimes it's necessary

    • D. 

      I'm a leader, but I sometimes wish I wasn't

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