| Career Mapping For The Fictionally Inclined |

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| Career Mapping For The Fictionally Inclined |

Standard aptitude tests not cutting it? I got you. You may be suited for something a bit less conventional than the typical office position. Let's explore where you'd fit in best within the realm of the fictional.


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Are you a human?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Yes, unfortunately

    • D. 

      No, but I get that a lot

    • E. 

      Unclear?

  • 2. 
    How do you feel about dressing up for your job?
    • A. 

      Love it, bring it on

    • B. 

      Take that dress code and put it directly in the trash

    • C. 

      As long as I don't look like everyone else

    • D. 

      Not necessary, is it?

    • E. 

      I wear the same thing every day anyway

  • 3. 
    How professional are you?
    • A. 

      Very

    • B. 

      (fart noise)

    • C. 

      An appropriate amount

    • D. 

      (non-committal wiggly hand gesture)

    • E. 

      Why am I expected to be?

  • 4. 
    How do you deal with stress?
    • A. 

      Like a well-adjusted adult

    • B. 

      Whine

    • C. 

      Cry (with elegance and grace)

    • D. 

      Bottle it up like a fine wine

    • E. 

      Carefully?

  • 5. 
    How do you feel about flying?
    • A. 

      Yes, please

    • B. 

      No, thank you

    • C. 

      I'm flying right now

    • D. 

      Not a priority, but not a phobia

    • E. 

      Keep it as far away from me as possible

  • 6. 
    How many pop culture references do you make a day?
    • A. 

      Probably too many

    • B. 

      None

    • C. 

      An appropriate amount

  • 7. 
    What is your weapon of choice?
    • A. 

      Light saber

    • B. 

      My mind

    • C. 

      My own abilities/superpowers

    • D. 

      Literally whatever is nearby

    • E. 

      Gun

  • 8. 
    What annoys you the most?
    • A. 

      Children

    • B. 

      The fact that everyone seems to want to kill me

    • C. 

      Not having money

    • D. 

      The expectations people put on me

    • E. 

      Being ignored or left alone

  • 9. 
    What are your notebooks filled with?
    • A. 

      Drawings

    • B. 

      Journal Entries

    • C. 

      An eclectic smattering of codes, phone numbers, and/or things I've seen or learned

    • D. 

      Not really a notebook person

  • 10. 
    How's your vocabulary?
    • A. 

      I excel in rhetoric

    • B. 

      Mostly emojis, tbh

    • C. 

      It's fine

    • D. 

      It's filthy

  • 11. 
    Do you like to push people around and be in control?
    • A. 

      I was born for it

    • B. 

      No, not at all

    • C. 

      Sometimes it's necessary

    • D. 

      I'm a leader, but I sometimes wish I wasn't

  • 12. 
    Do you get restless easily?
    • A. 

      Absolutely, give me some adventure already

    • B. 

      If I could get paid to do nothing, I would do it. I would do it for free, in fact

    • C. 

      I don't get much of a chance to be restless, not with my lifestyle anyway

  • 13. 
    Are you bored of this quiz yet?
    • A. 

      I was bored when it began

    • B. 

      Keep it going, I don't mind

    • C. 

      I hadn't really thought about it until you brought it up