Give her answers that will most likely end their relationship, then take her for yourself!
Tell her that she can work it out if she really tries.
Give her a half-a** answer because you can't decide what to say.
That you've had sex at least once or many times before, as well (And you are being truthful)
That you've had sex at least once or many times before, as well (But you really haven't. Your just telling them that.)
You tell them that you've never had sex (And it's the truth)
What are those again? (Nothing at all)
I know a little about them. (Wikipedia, ect. has told you some stuff about them)
I know all about them. (Extensive research and knowledge.)
Yes, I have. I have had many girl friends in the past.
I've had one or two girl friends before.
I've had none... I know it's sad.
Yes... each and every one. *Smiles*
Just once or twice.
No, I haven't.
I don't have girlfriends... I know it's sad.
Where do I sign up for this?
My soul? I don't know... that seems a little much to me...
Screw that! I like my soul where it is!
Eh, every once and a while... There's no real consequences to it.
Only once. Not my proudest moment.
Never! I would never do that!
I don't have girlfriends! I know it's sad! Stop bringing it up!!!
Freak out! What the hell is that thing! (Exactly Jimmy. What the hell.)
Accept it for what it is. Let it take it's course with you. It's not doing you any real harm. Besides, it feels good.
You enjoy it so much that you crave more and more.
Joy. It was a good night.
Sadness. It was a mistake.
Never had sex before.
I haven't had a girlfriend! SERIOUSLY! Stop asking girlfriend questions! I KNOW IT'S SAD!!!
Well, I guess... just once...