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  • 1. 
    Can i touch your butt
    • A. 

      No get away from me

    • B. 

      Mmm yeah come 'ere

    • C. 

      Only if I can touch yours

  • 2. 
    Neil patrick harris
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 3. 
    I am a hobo
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I am Caleb Morelli

  • 4. 
    What is ruining this country?
    • A. 

      The Gays

    • B. 

      Mitt Romney

    • C. 

      Obamacare

    • D. 

      Mexicans

    • E. 

      Gremlins

  • 5. 
    I can ride my bike  __________
    • A. 

      With no handlebars

    • B. 

      Just kidding i fell off as a kid and now i'm scared

  • 6. 
    Tod is a motherfucker
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 7. 
    Would you go on an adventure with me?
    • A. 

      It's Adventure Time

    • B. 

      C'mon grab your friends

    • C. 

      We'll go to very distant lands

  • 8. 
    Valentines Day is gay if you have feelings ur a faggot
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 9. 
    I have herpeghonnasyphilaids
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 10. 
    You just gotta chillax, man
    • A. 

      Yes i take marijuana

    • B. 

      Dirty hippy

    • C. 

      Wow who uses the word "cillax"

    • D. 

      I am Caleb Morelli

  • 11. 
    Chocolate or vanilla?
    • A. 

      Bacon

    • B. 

      Chocolate

    • C. 

      Vanilla

    • D. 

      I'm racist

  • 12. 
    Are you vegetarian/vegan?
    • A. 

      Yes I am vegan. I have superpowers

    • B. 

      I only eat rabbit food

    • C. 

      I EAT MEAT LIKE A REAL MAN

    • D. 

      Whatever, man

    • E. 

      I'm a virgin

  • 13. 
    Did I make mama proud?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      You're a vicious little lady

    • C. 

      Mama is disappoint

    • D. 

      *partytime*

  • 14. 
    MAMAAAAAAA
    • A. 

      OoooOOOooooh

    • B. 

      Wow stfu

  • 15. 
    Are you creative?
    • A. 

      I throw my feces at people

    • B. 

      I am a monkey

    • C. 

      Yes I take marijuana

  • 16. 
    If I tell you I'm depressed what would you say?
    • A. 

      You should... stop that

    • B. 

      Why?

    • C. 

      I'm sorry

    • D. 

      Oh, are you okay?

    • E. 

      Let's get high

    • F. 

      Let's go on an adventure

    • G. 

      Well that sucks

  • 17. 
    I love you
    • A. 

      I love cake

    • B. 

      I love you too let's get married

    • C. 

      Wow that's creepy

    • D. 

      You're ugly

  • 18. 
    People you would be chill having group sex with...
    • A. 

      Sequoia

    • B. 

      Sequoia

    • C. 

      Sequoia

    • D. 

      Sequoia

    • E. 

      Sequoia

    • F. 

      I am sequoia

  • 19. 
    Doctor Who?
    • A. 

      No it's stupid and historically inaccurate

    • B. 

      Yes but it's still historically inaccurate

    • C. 

      You told me what it is

    • D. 

      I watch it now because of you... UGH FEELS

    • E. 

      FEEELS

    • F. 

      Yes but only Classic Who

  • 20. 
    Cats or dogs?
    • A. 

      Fuck dogs

    • B. 

      Cats

    • C. 

      Unicorns

    • D. 

      I hate animals

    • E. 

      I'm a taxidermist

    • F. 

      I like cats and dogs

    • G. 

      I'm a cat

    • H. 

      Everybody wants to be a cat

    • I. 

      I'm a cat person but dogs are chill

    • J. 

      I'm a dog person but cats are chill

    • K. 

      I'm pretty chill

  • 21. 
    Are you a Satinist?
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

    • C. 

      You spelled "satan" wrong

    • D. 

      FUCK YEAH MATERIAL

  • 22. 
    ,,,,,
    • A. 

      Cameleon

    • B. 

      Stop singing songs

    • C. 

      Are you stupid

  • 23. 
    Would you quote stupid movies with me?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Of course, I am Maya

    • C. 

      I don't watch movies

    • D. 

      What's a movie

    • E. 

      I was homeschooled

  • 24. 
    SMOKE DOPE
    • A. 

      Wow no that's bad for you

    • B. 

      Yes i take the marijuana

    • C. 

      FUCK BITCHES, JOIN A COMMUNE

    • D. 

      Crack is whack

    • E. 

      DO METH

  • 25. 
    Sorry ocifer
    • A. 

      The getting sloshed occured

    • B. 

      Ocifer?

    • C. 

      Lucifer?

    • D. 

      Obama broke in and he made us all smoke lots of herb

  • 26. 
    Will you go to sasquatch with me?
    • A. 

      I am broke

    • B. 

      FUCK YES

    • C. 

      Like big foot?

    • D. 

      I don't like music

  • 27. 
    Do you mind that I'm addicted to tumblr?
    • A. 

      Whats tumblr

    • B. 

      No, it's okay me too

    • C. 

      No, it's okay i'm addicted to meth

    • D. 

      You should get off the computer

    • E. 

      I'm a gymnist too

  • 28. 
    Will you let me take pictures of you?
    • A. 

      No im ugly

    • B. 

      Draw me like one of your french ladies

    • C. 

      Sure

    • D. 

      Butts

  • 29. 
    If i was your boyfriend I would
    • A. 

      A. never let you go

    • B. 

      B. catch a grenade for you

    • C. 

      C. get kidnapped by watsky

    • D. 

      D. turn gay

    • E. 

      E. not

  • 30. 
    Casual sex?
    • A. 

      Sure

    • B. 

      Only at your place

    • C. 

      I dont have a penis

    • D. 

      Or a vagina

    • E. 

      I have AIDS

    • F. 

      No thanks I just had a banana

  • 31. 
    Coffee
    • A. 

      Yes please

    • B. 

      No thanks, I just had a banana

    • C. 

      I'm gay

    • D. 

      I don't like coffee

    • E. 

      I am Maya and/or Katie Wong

    • F. 

      SMOKE DOPE

  • 32. 
    Do you know the difference between there, their, and they're?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Yes but i don't use them correctly on fb or over text

    • C. 

      Grammar is pointless

    • D. 

      I am in the 6th grade

  • 33. 
    Would you go to ComiCon with me?
    • A. 

      Fuck yes

    • B. 

      Yeah but i wouldn't dress up

    • C. 

      I would love to dress up with you

    • D. 

      No that's stupid

    • E. 

      You're a nerd

    • F. 

      Yes but I don't like Doctor Who

  • 34. 
    Neil Gaiman?
    • A. 

      Is that a type of rum

    • B. 

      Hell yes neil gaiman

    • C. 

      Sounds gay

    • D. 

      Yes I am a gay man

  • 35. 
    Will you make me food?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      I don't know how to cook

    • C. 

      I can make Top Ramen

    • D. 

      Only if you have sex with me

    • E. 

      No, get back in the kitchen

    • F. 

      Yes but I'll complain about it

  • 36. 
    Would you get my name tattoo'd on your butt?
    • A. 

      It already is

    • B. 

      I don't like tattoos

    • C. 

      That's really stupid, thea

    • D. 

      That is unfortunate

  • 37. 
    Would you watch movies with me all day?
    • A. 

      That sounds great

    • B. 

      You should get out of the house more

    • C. 

      Like, seriously, get a life

    • D. 

      If you want to but only this once

    • E. 

      That's what I do all the time anyways

    • F. 

      INCONCEIVABLE!

  • 38. 
    If I gave you a book, would you read it?
    • A. 

      I am Skyler

    • B. 

      Of course

    • C. 

      I don't read

    • D. 

      I am illiterate

  • 39. 
    Can you grow an attractive beard?
    • A. 

      No i look like a hobo when i grow a beard

    • B. 

      Yes

    • C. 

      I gotta new kinda sexy

    • D. 

      Facial hair is gross

    • E. 

      I am Hugh Pegan

  • 40. 
    During sex, you would scream out:
    • A. 

      A. SEQUOIA

    • B. 

      B. I am mute

    • C. 

      C. BROCCOLI

    • D. 

      D. THANK YA JESUS

    • E. 

      E. hey lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

    • F. 

      F. shut up, I'm trying to watch this

    • G. 

      G. none of the above

    • H. 

      H. I am asexual

  • 41. 
    What comes next?
    • A. 

      Sex

    • B. 

      The answer to the universe, life, and everything

    • C. 

      Your mom

  • 42. 
    "Always." this is a quote from...?
    • A. 

      Taylor Swift

    • B. 

      Robot Unicorn Attack

    • C. 

      Severus Snape

    • D. 

      Why ya gotta do that to my feels

    • E. 

      Me after you asked how long i would love you

    • F. 

      Wow that last option was gay

  • 43. 
    Are you okay with me cutting all my hair off?
    • A. 

      You'd look like a boy

    • B. 

      Yeah that's hot

    • C. 

      You should grow your hair out

    • D. 

      Do whatever the fuck you want

    • E. 

      CUTTING YOURSELF? #FOR BEIBER

  • 44. 
    Do you like my velvet pants?
    • A. 

      No

    • B. 

      They're rad

    • C. 

      You wear pants?

  • 45. 
    Are you my grandma?
    • A. 

      ...yes

    • B. 

      No why would you ask that

    • C. 

      Only at tea parties

    • D. 

      I can be whatever you want me to be ;)

  • 46. 
    David Bowie is the most elegant man in the universe
    • A. 

      True

    • B. 

      False

  • 47. 
    What are birds?
    • A. 

      Um... they fly

    • B. 

      Wow are you stupid

    • C. 

      We just don't know

    • D. 

      An old slang term for young women

  • 48. 
    Are you nice
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 49. 
    Do you care if i get fat?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      What are you talking about, you can't get fat

    • D. 

      You tried once remember

    • E. 

      Multiple times actually

    • F. 

      I'm so sad

    • G. 

      I'll get fat with you

  • 50. 
    Octopussy
    • A. 

      Is that a porno

    • B. 

      Is that what's in your pants

    • C. 

      Bond,

    • D. 

      James bond

    • E. 

      Do you mean octopus?

    • F. 

      It's octopi