Can You Date Sequoia?

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See if Sequoia is right for you, are you man enough?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    Are you funny? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 2. 
    Are you nice? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 3. 
    Can you play a musical instrument?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 4. 
    Do you like peanut butter and jelly?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      If there's milk

  • 5. 
    Do you think I’m funny?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 6. 
    Are you sweet? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 7. 
    Are you ginger?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 8. 
    Can you appreciate Shakespeare? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 9. 
    Can you appreciate Harry Potter?
    • A. 

      With the passion of a dying phoenix

    • B. 

      No

  • 10. 
    Do you like tattoos?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 11. 
    Do you have tattoos
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Maybe

    • C. 

      No

  • 12. 
    Do you have a motorcycle? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      It blew up

  • 13. 
    Do you have moles/freckles? 
    • A. 

      No

    • B. 

      Yes

  • 14. 
    Can you grow an attractive beard? 
    • A. 

      No

    • B. 

      Yes

  • 15. 
    Do you Manscape?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 16. 
    Are you comfortable being naked?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      I'm scared of my genitalia

  • 17. 
    Are you comfortable skinny dipping in private/public places? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Let's go streaking

  • 18. 
    Do you want to travel? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 19. 
    Do you want kids/to adopt some day? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Children are the spawn of Satan

  • 20. 
    Are you spontaneous?
    • A. 

      No

    • B. 

      Let's move to Burma and live in a yurt

  • 21. 
    Can you go with the flow? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 22. 
    Are okay with me drawing on you? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      As long as you don't sharpie a penis on my face

  • 23. 
    Would you be okay with me telling bad jokes, fart jokes, poop jokes, and other dirty humor?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      That's just not my cup of dead baby

  • 24. 
    Are you outgoing? 
    • A. 

      Wazzzzzup?

    • B. 

      I'm an introvert

  • 25. 
    Would you want to get out of the house and do stuff? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      After this episode maybe

  • 26. 
    Would you be open to new experiences….threesomes?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      Yes, but no threesome

    • C. 

      No

    • D. 

      No, but yes threesome

  • 27. 
    Do you love animals? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I touched a giraffe once

    • D. 

      I'm a taxidermist

  • 28. 
    Are you unreasonably afraid of hobos?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 29. 
    Do you have a record player? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 30. 
    Do you like thrift shops?
    • A. 

      Kinda

    • B. 

      I'm Macklemore

    • C. 

      No they smell like my grandpa JoJo’s bathroom

  • 31. 
    Do you have good hygiene? 
    • A. 

      I shower

    • B. 

      I shower weekly

    • C. 

      I have flowers growing out of the dirt on my butt

  • 32. 
    Do you put effort into your style and hair?
    • A. 

      I’m one classy motherfucker

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I’m a nudist

  • 33. 
    Do you smell Nice?
    • A. 

      I smell like Jesus’s bum hole

    • B. 

      I smell like a moldy whale

    • C. 

      I don’t know, I lost my nostrils in Nam

  • 34. 
    Can you surf/snowboard/skateboard/roller skate or do anything talented?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Does farting count as a talent?

  • 35. 
    Would you be down to sleep on a park bench if necessary?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I answered yes to question 28

  • 36. 
    Would you be down to risk getting arrested if necessary? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I was born in prison

  • 37. 
    Are you cool with group baths/showers?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Nakedtime

  • 38. 
    Do you like spooning/cuddling? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 39. 
    Do you like tomatoes?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 40. 
    Do you like pina coladas and getting caught in the rain?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      I am not into health food I am into champagne

  • 41. 
    In the event of a zombie apocalypse, what would be your weapon of choice? 
    • A. 

      Bazooka

    • B. 

      Hair dryer

    • C. 

      Machete

    • D. 

      Wombat

  • 42. 
    Mama always says life is like?
    • A. 

      A diaper

    • B. 

      Your mom

    • C. 

      A roller coaster

    • D. 

      A box of chocolates

  • 43. 
    What's a sneed?
    • A. 

      A type of alcohol poisoning

    • B. 

      A new Ben and Jerry's flavor

    • C. 

      A thing that everyone needs

    • D. 

      That's what she said

  • 44. 
    Bow ties are cool?  
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

    • C. 

      Fezes are cool

  • 45. 
    I would walk 500?
    • A. 

      Days

    • B. 

      Years

    • C. 

      Minutes

    • D. 

      Miles

  • 46. 
    What is the Capital of Peru?
    • A. 

      New York City

    • B. 

      Botswana

    • C. 

      Lima

    • D. 

      Timbuktu

  • 47. 
    Abortion should be legal?
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No

  • 48. 
    The coolest president of all time would be?
    • A. 

      Mitt Romney

    • B. 

      Justin Beiber

    • C. 

      Franklin Roosevelt

    • D. 

      Adolf Hitler

  • 49. 
    If you had a time machine which place would you go to?
    • A. 

      The Dark Ages

    • B. 

      New York the 20's

    • C. 

      The South the 50's

    • D. 

      Soviet Russia

  • 50. 
    Is it creepy that I made this quiz? 
    • A. 

      Yes

    • B. 

      No