Things are lame.
The ticket said boo.
The ticket booth is scaring me!
He/she is useless.
Things are going well.
I am wondering if you wanted to do something.
The screwy wiff of something(and that is the part I was hoping my cousin Logan would laugh at)
I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER!!!!!!
Something is crooked.
Some one is lying.
Tell your sister you're a turd.
Helllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllooooooooooooooooooooooooo, and welcome to hell!
HAUH! (gasp) It tu-tur-The keyboard turned-PEAR SHAPED!!!!
Your brother/sister thinks it's hours of fun reading chines menus and saying "Poo poo platter. Poo poo pla-tar!"