Boxers(with the button)
Boxers(without the button)
I mix it up bitches, I've even wore a banana hammock before.
For what specifically?
Do i what? hell to the emmin effin no.
I told you i don't do that.
If I'm eating a sandwich and i only have one available hand.
If My shirt is tucked in, or if my belt is real difficult to get undone- its really just easier sometimes although its not my preference.
Cuz thats just how i pee.
I'm not gonna lie I've dripped before, but then again who hasn't?
I have in the past but at this point I'm an expert at using the hole so I never drip a drop on me.
No I don't because I don't use the effing hole!
Boyyy do i have some stories for you... one time it got all down my leg and.....
Is there another way to do it?
Nah, well wait I did use it for a quickie in the movie theatre one time.
I don't think thats any of your business.
Only for masturbation, does that count?
Yea and I hate that shit!
Yes and then i take full advantage of the scenario.
No because after years of using the whole i've figured out a way to prevent this from happening.
Is for horses
A playboy centerfold and a bottle of lotion.
The girl from the playboy centerfold and a bottle of champaigne,
Talking to the girl that says shes the girl from the playboy centerfold online.
I would much rather pee through the hole in my boxers.