Big Butt Quiz
This quiz is for all of the girls who want to know if they have a load of junk in the trunk or a flat board for a butt! Disclaimer: This quiz is not meant to hurt feelings, but to have a good time and to answer some curious girls questions from a guys perspective!
- 1.When you turn around, do you ever knock things over or close doors with your butt?
- A.
Yes, all the time!
- B.
Sometimes
- C.
No, never
- D.
Very rarely
- E.
Turning around is always a problem with my big butt in the way
- 2.Be truthful. Do you have a hard time finding jeans that fit your butt?
- A.
All the time
- B.
Sometimes
- C.
Very rarely
- D.
Never
- E.
Finding jeans is the hardest thing ever!
- 3.Be truthful. When you wear tights guys_____?
- A.
Stare in amazement wondering where your butt is
- B.
Grab/Slap your butt
- C.
Can see through my tights because my butt stretches them too much
- D.
Comment on my butt size
- E.
Constantly stare at my butt
- 4.Do you ever catch guys staring at your butt?
- A.
Yes, all the time
- B.
Sometimes
- C.
I think they're trying to find out where my butt is
- D.
No, never
- E.
Sometime I catch guys drooling at the sight of my butt
- 5.Be truthful. Do you have a hard time fitting on toilets?
- A.
Yes, I fall in due to the lack of a butt
- B.
Yes, my butt envelopes the seat
- C.
No, I've never had that problem before
- D.
Yes, my butt is too big for most toilets
- E.
Sometimes
- 6.When you sit down, what happens?
- A.
Nothing
- B.
You make a squish noise due to the size of your butt
- C.
You slide right out of the chair due to the lack of a butt
- D.
I sit down, whats the big deal?
- E.
My butt doesn't fit on chairs
- 7.Look in the mirror. What do you see where your butt should be?
- A.
Two huge watermelons
- B.
A bubble
- C.
Two little humps
- D.
I can't seem to find my butt
- E.
My butt takes up most of my mirror
- 8.Ask some guys how your butt looks. What do they say? (Answer as close as possible)
- A.
It's ok...
- B.
You have a nice butt
- C.
Where is your butt?
- D.
Your butt is HUGE
- E.
They sing a song that has to do with big butts
- 9.Have a friend/boyfriend grab your butt. How do they describe it? (Answer as close as possible)
- A.
You have a boney butt
- B.
Your butt is as soft as a pillow
- C.
Your butt is tight/hard
- D.
You have a nice/bubble butt
- E.
I don't ever want to let go of your butt!
- 10.Have a friend/boyfriend slap your butt. What happens?
- A.
It wiggles and jiggles for like 5 minutes
- B.
He keeps slapping my butt because it's so big and it jiggles nonstop
- C.
It hurts his hand because my butt is so boney
- D.
Nothing, it sits there like a pancake
- E.
It wiggles up and down for a second then is pretty still
- 11.If a guy randomly grabbed your butt you would_____?
- A.
Try to find his hand because it got lost in my big butt
- B.
Laugh and admire that he likes your butt
- C.
Slap him
- D.
Go on like nothing happened
- E.
Wonder in amazement how he found your butt because it's so small
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