Big Butt Quiz

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Big Butt Quiz

This quiz is for all of the girls who want to know if they have a load of junk in the trunk or a flat board for a butt! Disclaimer: This quiz is not meant to hurt feelings, but to have a good time and to answer some curious girls questions from a guys perspective!


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    When you turn around, do you ever knock things over or close doors with your butt?
    • A. 

      Yes, all the time!

    • B. 

      Sometimes

    • C. 

      No, never

    • D. 

      Very rarely

    • E. 

      Turning around is always a problem with my big butt in the way

  • 2. 
    Be truthful. Do you have a hard time finding jeans that fit your butt?
    • A. 

      All the time

    • B. 

      Sometimes

    • C. 

      Very rarely

    • D. 

      Never

    • E. 

      Finding jeans is the hardest thing ever!

  • 3. 
    Be truthful. When you wear tights guys_____?
    • A. 

      Stare in amazement wondering where your butt is

    • B. 

      Grab/Slap your butt

    • C. 

      Can see through my tights because my butt stretches them too much

    • D. 

      Comment on my butt size

    • E. 

      Constantly stare at my butt

  • 4. 
    Do you ever catch guys staring at your butt?
    • A. 

      Yes, all the time

    • B. 

      Sometimes

    • C. 

      I think they're trying to find out where my butt is

    • D. 

      No, never

    • E. 

      Sometime I catch guys drooling at the sight of my butt

  • 5. 
    Be truthful. Do you have a hard time fitting on toilets?
    • A. 

      Yes, I fall in due to the lack of a butt

    • B. 

      Yes, my butt envelopes the seat

    • C. 

      No, I've never had that problem before

    • D. 

      Yes, my butt is too big for most toilets

    • E. 

      Sometimes

  • 6. 
    When you sit down, what happens?
    • A. 

      Nothing

    • B. 

      You make a squish noise due to the size of your butt

    • C. 

      You slide right out of the chair due to the lack of a butt

    • D. 

      I sit down, whats the big deal?

    • E. 

      My butt doesn't fit on chairs

  • 7. 
    Look in the mirror. What do you see where your butt should be?
    • A. 

      Two huge watermelons

    • B. 

      A bubble

    • C. 

      Two little humps

    • D. 

      I can't seem to find my butt

    • E. 

      My butt takes up most of my mirror

  • 8. 
    Ask some guys how your butt looks. What do they say? (Answer as close as possible)
    • A. 

      It's ok...

    • B. 

      You have a nice butt

    • C. 

      Where is your butt?

    • D. 

      Your butt is HUGE

    • E. 

      They sing a song that has to do with big butts

  • 9. 
    Have a friend/boyfriend grab your butt. How do they describe it? (Answer as close as possible)
    • A. 

      You have a boney butt

    • B. 

      Your butt is as soft as a pillow

    • C. 

      Your butt is tight/hard

    • D. 

      You have a nice/bubble butt

    • E. 

      I don't ever want to let go of your butt!

  • 10. 
    Have a friend/boyfriend slap your butt. What happens? 
    • A. 

      It wiggles and jiggles for like 5 minutes

    • B. 

      He keeps slapping my butt because it's so big and it jiggles nonstop

    • C. 

      It hurts his hand because my butt is so boney

    • D. 

      Nothing, it sits there like a pancake

    • E. 

      It wiggles up and down for a second then is pretty still

  • 11. 
    If a guy randomly grabbed your butt you would_____?
    • A. 

      Try to find his hand because it got lost in my big butt

    • B. 

      Laugh and admire that he likes your butt

    • C. 

      Slap him

    • D. 

      Go on like nothing happened

    • E. 

      Wonder in amazement how he found your butt because it's so small