Get up, give myself an A for effort, and walk the rest of the way.
How could I have fallen. I can't fail. I will find that dirty rotten punk who tripped me.
Get up, and decide just how you should pace yourself so you can finish strong.
Tripping? I can't trip, my calves are way to huge. If I did I would still win.
Finally. Gas is way to expensive. This will make it so I drive on lots of dates!
Everything has a right to exist. We can't destroy something beautiful?
Its is very sad but necessary. Maybe we could take some flowers and plant them somewhere else.
Who cares about the flowers. They are going to destroy those awesome caves below.
Walker Texas Ranger/Chuck Norris
Joan of Arc
Well, at least I won't have to clean my room. Besides, I didn't own that much.
You comfort your family members/friends, then asess the damage.
Crap, all of my stuff was in their, including my ipod!
You go to your insurance agent and demand that they clean up the mess as fast as possible.
Awesome. I conquered the rest and lived up to my expectations.
Good. I guess my life will now go in a new and interesting direction.
Yeah!!! I totally trashed you all.
Winning is relative. What if someone else had been judging, or one of the other athletes didn't get as much sleep, or someone else better than me didn't compete?
Quick and powerful movements designed to overwhelm my opponents.
I wait for them to act, and then I will use their own weight or tactic against them.
I will use my firm stance to absorb my opponents blow, and then act accordingly.
I will swiftly dodge any attacks, and try to tire them out. I might use quick attacks in between manuveres.
Bows and arrows, spears, or darts. Basically anything that could be launched at an opponent.
Fans or small daggers that could be used for quick attacks.
A light sword and shield might be preferable. A whip would also be useful.
An axe, hammer, or anything else with alot of weight!