Are You Stupid, Dumb, Kinda-smart, Clever, Master-mind?

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Stupid Quizzes & Trivia

Are you a stoopid doofus? A dumb blonde? A kinda-smart average? A clever cookie? A know-it-all master mind?


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    A lift breaks. You do what?
    • A. 

      Repeatedly try to push the level you want ot go to button. Why isn't it working?

    • B. 

      Scream. Maybe its broken?

    • C. 

      I do believe the lift is broken.

    • D. 

      Maybe if I call for help real loud, someone'll hear? Or I will just wait.

    • E. 

      Open pothole in top of lift, climb out and prise open the lift door above you and walk out as if nothing happened.

  • 2. 
    1 + 1 = ?
    • A. 

      = 2. You must think I'm stupid.

    • B. 

      It definately doesn't equal question mark...

    • C. 

      1... or two, whichever.

    • D. 

      11.

    • E. 

      Question mark. Duh, the answers' already there.

  • 3. 
    My name is (enter here)
    • A. 

      Right here.

    • B. 

      It's definately not Enter Here, what a stoopid name....

    • C. 

      My own name.

    • D. 

      A name... any name

    • E. 

      Thistestissoeasy.

  • 4. 
    What does the 26th of January mean to Australians?
    • A. 

      A day? A random day?

    • B. 

      The day Australia celebrates the country.

    • C. 

      Everybody gets a day off to watch cricket!!! YAY!!!

    • D. 

      Wait a moment, I'll just go get my calender...

    • E. 

      It must say on a calender... if only I had one.

  • 5. 
    Who was Beethoven?
    • A. 

      Someone in the music industry.

    • B. 

      Isn't that some kind of fish bate?

    • C. 

      A classical music genius.

    • D. 

      The dog.

    • E. 

      Wasn't he the dude who played piano?

  • 6. 
    What is the longest word in the english dictionary?
    • A. 

      Supercallafradgalisticexpeallidocius.

    • B. 

      What's a dictionary?

    • C. 

      Antidisestablishmentariansim.

    • D. 

      Dictionary

    • E. 

      That word, you know.... Anti-something?

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