Are You Santa Claus?

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Are You Santa Claus?

Use this test to find out if you are the true santa


Questions and Answers
  • 1. 
    What do you think of when you see little kids on their beds?
    • A. 

      I want to tug them in tightly.

    • B. 

      I think of leaving them presents under a tree....somewhere out there.

    • C. 

      Bafakr hanefra7 behom emta :>

    • D. 

      I think of stopping taking online tests.

    • E. 

      I like cats

    • F. 

      Im santa

  • 2. 
    What do you do in your free time?
    • A. 

      Look at your long list of child wishes and create awesome gifts as you ride a flying deer into their bedrooms.

    • B. 

      Hunt down Raindears and enslave them to push you around.

    • C. 

      Ta3shabshay

    • D. 

      I put a wig on my cat, and pretend its a real person. Now i have friends.

    • E. 

      Im seriously santa

  • 3. 
    Did you ever think of enslaving those shorter than you to do your hard work?
    • A. 

      Yes, i do that often.

    • B. 

      No, im so short it hurts

    • C. 

      Im a feminist, and i find hard work manly.

    • D. 

      *GASP* DOUSHITE? SHORT PEOPLE ARE TOMODACHI

    • E. 

      I SWEAR IM SANTA, LOOK AT ME.

  • 4. 
    Do you look good in red?
    • A. 

      No

    • B. 

      FABULOUS much?

  • 5. 
    Do own a disposable beard?
    • A. 

      Yes i do.

    • B. 

      No, real men have real beards.

  • 6. 
    If you were a mother/father, would you get your kids whatever gifts they want?
    • A. 

      HAHAHAHA ILL NEVER HAVE KIDS

    • B. 

      HAHAHAHAHA ILL NEVER HAVE KIDS

    • C. 

      HAHAHAHAHA ILL NEVER HAVE KIDS

    • D. 

      HAHAHAHAHA ILL NEVER HAVE KIDS...cause im sterile ;-;

    • E. 

      Whatever

  • 7. 
    Is the person who sent you this test unbelievably attractive?
    • A. 

      YES YES YES

    • B. 

      Kinda. *fidgety eyes*

    • C. 

      Im here for santa

    • D. 

      10/10 would make sammich