You and your steady jump into your car and go get your bud.
After calming your friend down you give him/her the number of a local taxi company and tell him/her to cab it to your place - you'll pay the bill.
Suggest that he/she catch a cab home and deal with the money problem from the safety of his/her front door.
Tell your friend that it is only a 30 minute walk home and he/she could use the exercise.
Let your friend think that you and the crush are hot for each other.
Tell your friend the truth - that the crush likes him/her and not you.
Play it cool and tell your friend that the crush isn't so great afterall - if you can't have him/her nobody can!
Your friends turn to you when they have a personal matter to discuss and are confident you won't gossip about what they tell you.
Your friends talk with you about silly things but never anything serious.
Your friends tell you their problems and you just can't stop yourself from telling everybody else.
Your friends hang out with you but never reallytalk to you about their lives.