Just once, to see if it works or if I need the money.
None. I would never kill for money.
I won't stop until I'm a billionaire!
Not bother to make a claim
Put in an insurance claim for its full initial value.
Tell them it's the work of a cyclical bug invasion (which it is) and will go away by itself.
Say it could very well be the result of the emissions from the town incinerator, and they'd better clean it up.
Tell the child's mother to spend more time reading to her, and make sure she gets breakfast.
Declare her learning disabled so she'll get to take advantage of special programs.
Make sure the theft comes to the attention of the authorities.
Smile indulgently and tell your daughter not to do the same.
Make sure the theft comes to the attention of her parents.
Make sure, one way or another, that this cheating is known about and punished.
Shut up about it; maybe this will get him into Harvard.
Forget about it; keep the money.
Get in the car and take the money back to the store.
Take a similar name-brand umbrella from the basket.
Just go out and get wet!
Take a lesser quality umbrella from the basket.
Ask them out on a date.
Have only a professional relationship.
Ask the person if you intuition is correct, and if it is, discreetly pursue a romantic relationship.
Put in a clients name whose account has plenty of cash in it.
Mark as a personal expense & reimburse your employer.
Ask your boss to approve it because with all the late nights you work, you’ve missed a lot of meals with your family.
Talk with your colleagues about your concerns & leave it at that.
Report them to your supervisor