New York Mets
Boston Red Sox
New York Yankees
All of the Above
Yes, but not for a long time.
A backwards hat, baggy clothes and the ability to throw up awesome gangster signs.
Someone who wears respectable clothes while also being educated and attractive.
Someone who's good at poetry, has long black hair and frequently covers his face with it.
Someone who's very religious and follows the precepts of the Bible to the letter.
Act like a princess.
Pretend every little thing in the world is a huge problem and constantly piss you off by being over dramatic.
Bring you sandwiches.
Give you massages.